cool shit

Description: fjb he’s a hoe

Description: just speaking the truth

Description: lets go brandon! you know the thing

Description: (gin.)

Description: And I’m unemployed too

Description: Free the tiger king joe exotic

Description: Stay home, stay safe, stay healthy

Description: Free the tiger king

Description: Very so cal of you.

Description: Just let me watch ur dog pls

Description: Oh no

Description: just trying my best

Description: it's my official title actually.

Description: Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two!

Description: Tim Allen is actually still Santa.

Description: It's not christmas without tylenol

Description: idk which font is cooler so here

Description: Honestly a mood

Description: Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse

Description: And a little bit of holiday cheer!

Description: I don't know, Margo!!!

Description: Why is the carpet wet!?

Description: Oh cousin Eddie...

Description: thankful, grateful, blessed

Description: without caffeine i would prob die thanks

Description: You're not from the midwest if you don't "ope"

Description: Day drinking!

Description: as requested for my BFF shelby <3

Description: The perfect Sunday combo.

Description: If you say you don't like pumpkin spice, you're just a big liar.

Description: Moth meme all day with this moth & lamp combo shirt, just stand next to a lamp and you're all set.

Description: Aren't we all though?

Description: Perfect for fall, you crazy pumpkin.

Description: Everyone should support babes, but this sounds cuter

Description: Shakespeare

Description: Requested in yellow text for Ashley!