Trophy Husband Tees

A wink and a nod to Cole Porter

Nique ta mère, Oedipe!

Based upon the description of Mr. Charles in the 1998 script of Mr. Charles: Currently of Palm Beach

Maybe This Time (I'll Get a Strike)

Divorced. Quarantined. Survived.

Get any CLOSEr and you'll be in my pool.

Arf! This is the shirt of Tomorrow!

Call me Daddy. - I love you, Daddy!

He don't live on no Fifth Avenue.

A design the helps with French stage directions.

Dog is man's best friend.

Help your friends avoid their fate with these reminders to reflect.

Help those around you avoid their fate with this sassy round of questions.

Why did you do it?

If you love Broadway so much, why don't you marry it, and have a baby!

We all have that one friend... or student

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have great clothes thrust upon them.

Shakespeare's most famous stage direction.

A poster for Windsor College's 1997 production of Agamemnon from the film Scream 2. Mask and knife images created by freepik - www.freepik.com

For the starving actor in your life

When asked who was Henry V's wife, Kate Howard yells "Catherine de Valois," receives a bunch of dirty looks, and then says "I mean... we don't know." Crown image created by freepik - www.freepik.com

A shirt created from the anthem from the Broadway musical La Cage Aux Folles.

A nod to the lines sung by Delia in the song No Reason from musical Beetlejuice. Crystal image created by macrovector - www.freepik.com

Another French version of the Stop Making Drama design featuring the French playwright Molière.

Exit, pursued by a leather bear

Redemption and an unfettered eternity shouldn't just be given to Ebenezer Scrooge.