Trophy Husband Tees

Margaret Hamilton, an American icon

You can't escape.

He gives the best hugs.

Two performers, one legend

Calvary Cavalry spirit gear

Calvary Cavalry spirit wear

Production shirt for Ghostlight Readers Theatre's Votes for Women reaading for Women's History Month. Designer earnings from this shirt will be donated to a local chapter of the League of Women Voters

I scream! You scream! We all scream...

A proud theatre tradition since 532 BCE

The perfect director's gift!

A quote from Liza Minnelli in the Kenosha News from 1979, when Miss Minnelli was visiting with her then-boyfriend Mark Gero.

Judy Kuhn in the style of Judy Garland

For the 40+ gay man in your life

The 20-21 Anthem

Lyrics from the song "You're the Top" by Cole Porter

lyrics from a French cyberpunk rock opera

lyrics from a French cyberpunk rock opera

lyrics from a French cyberpunk rock opera

A 40 year-old vintage design

Maybe the world is blind, but show them all that you've got Punky Power!

Holy Macanoli! in the style of the Punky Brewster opening credits

Maybe This Time (I'll Get a Strike)

Official souvenirs from Greater Chicagoland's Unofficial Museum of Liza Minnelli's Franco-Ephemera

For the days when you have no idea what day it is.

For all the teachers and students in your life.

Corvids are members of the Crow Family. If 19 corvids are holding you hostage, it's a murder. All crow images created by freepik - www.freepik.com

No one likes a soggy bottom

To remember how crappy this year is. Toilet paper image created by brgfx - www.freepik.com

Were you looking forward to Take Your Children to Work Day? Now, you can celebrate it for weeks!

If you have a birthday, but no one is there to see it, do you still get older? No matter what, you still get cake... Cupcake and candle images created by macrovector - www.freepik.com

Arf! This is the shirt of Tomorrow!

Call me Daddy. - I love you, Daddy!

a quote from the 2001 movie "Josie and the Pussycats"

DUjour 20th Anniversary REUNIONtour

Just in case they ever find out, you already have your excuse.

It's not your fault you did it. It's their fault they found out.