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Sorry I Didn't Live Up To My Own Hype Hat
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Description: I'm pretty great, just not as great as I thought.

Tags: self deprecating humor, superior
Duke of Madness Motors Hat
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Description: Four or five crazy guys recommended

Tags: nostalgia

Duke of Madness Motors Hat

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Quindarious Gooch Hat
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Description: Grumpy Pathfinder Gnome

Tags: pathfinder

Quindarious Gooch Hat

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Not Flat Earth Hat
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Description: We checked! Really.

Tags: flat earth, humor, nasa logo

Not Flat Earth Hat

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Bite Me, I'm Danish Hat
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Description: Okay, so you're not Irish. Who cares? This'll show them.

Tags: denmark, irish, st patricks day

Bite Me, I'm Danish Hat

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Persistence 2023 Hat
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Description: Sisyphus with a revised problem.

Tags: borg, persistence, resistance, sisyphus

Persistence 2023 Hat

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Nasa Says It's Not Flat Hat
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Description: We checked.

Tags: space, nasa, flat earth, humor

Nasa Says It's Not Flat Hat

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Breakfast is very very important Hat
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Description: SO very very important.

Tags: sayings, food, breakfast
Mostly Normal Owls Hat
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Description: Three out of four owls are reasonable people.

Tags: humor, nature

Mostly Normal Owls Hat

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Tiger Love Hat
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Description: Mama loves her cub. Cub is not so sure.

Tags: popular

Tiger Love Hat

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Apostrophes Hat
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Description: Most people are just plain wrong.

Tags: humor, apostrophe

Apostrophes Hat

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If you say so Hat
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Description: What my mother says to me all the time

Tags: parents, humor

If you say so Hat

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Space Item Hat
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Description: special delivery

Tags: popular

Space Item Hat

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Gazebo Hat

Description: has noticed you

Tags: popular

Gazebo Hat

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Furthermore Hat
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Description: I love you

Tags: popular

Furthermore Hat

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Your fun is wrong Hat
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Tags: popular

Your fun is wrong Hat

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Grey Pride Hat
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Description: LGBTQetc rescued racing dogs. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Tags: grapehounds, grey, pride

Grey Pride Hat

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Spaaaace Hat
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Description: Nasa is the best

Tags: humor, elon musk, space nasa

Spaaaace Hat

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Boulder Parchment Shears Hat
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Description: Game played by Vox Machina on Critical Role

Tags: critical role, vox machina, geek and sundry

Boulder Parchment Shears Hat

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Hotis Hat
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Description: The mascot of the Vasselheim Rakshasas

Tags: tiger, vox machina, mascot

Hotis Hat

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Senility Hat
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Description: As close as I get to Malcolm Reynolds

Tags: popular

Senility Hat

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God and Doors Hat
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Description: I think Jesus said this. Probably.

Tags: quotes, god

God and Doors Hat

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Enough Awkward Hat
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Description: I did. I always do.

Tags: self deprecating, socially awkward, humor

Enough Awkward Hat

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Insufficient Clarity Hat
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Description: Pay attention this time.

Tags: communication

Insufficient Clarity Hat

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Vasselheim Rakshasas Hat
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Description: Sportsball in Emon

Tags: vox machina, vax, geek and sundry, critical role, d and d

Vasselheim Rakshasas Hat

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Five Bitches Hat
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Description: Dogs don't mind if you call them bitches.

Tags: dog, bitch, humor

Five Bitches Hat

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Dirty Harry Haiku Hat
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Description: Well, are you?

Tags: haiku, humor quote, lucky

Dirty Harry Haiku Hat

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Humorous Persons Hat
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Description: Not everybody will get it

Tags: annoying

Humorous Persons Hat

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I Once Was Lost Hat
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Description: ... but now I'm fine with it.

Tags: music

I Once Was Lost Hat

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Barking Mad logo Hat
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Description: The logo of a certain renegade chemist made more relevant to me.

Tags: popular

Barking Mad logo Hat

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No One Here is Normal Hat
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Description: What do you mean, I'm not normal. You're not normal.

Tags: popular

No One Here is Normal Hat

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Persistence is futile Hat
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Description: Why bother?

Tags: borg

Persistence is futile Hat

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Robots Don't Kill People Hat
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Description: That would be silly.

Tags: popular

Robots Don't Kill People Hat

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The Feeling is, Apparently, Not Mutual Hat
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Tags: popular
Big Birds Do Not Grab People Hat
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Description: Cartoon slogan

Tags: retro, hoppity hooper, animation, humor

Big Birds Do Not Grab People Hat

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