joehundredaire

I mean honestly, is there any problem that can't be solved by getting a cat?

I absolutely love the cave paintings that you find throughout the Banuk territories in Horizon Zero Dawn, so I've begun recreating them for shirts.

When life doesn't give you lemons, steal them.

Because really, it's better than being pretty and having measles...

Just a present for Nicky

For those of you who work at Starbucks, are a fan of Dune, or just plain enjoy all things pumpkin spice.

Made this for Nikki but other people can buy it if they want.

By viewer request, a shirt for all the people out there who have a very good reason to skip Leg Day...

Sometimes you're the monster. Sometimes you're the mommy.

Because we all know someone who would wear this shirt unironically.

"Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle... and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him."

For all the boys and girls out there who aren't afraid to get spanked so hard they dislocate something...

For the perpetually exasperated (and very gay) healer in your life.

Just a bit of fun for a local Thotwatch group. You're welcome to buy one too, although I'd make sure you know what you're putting on your chest before you do...

The Banuk are avid dyers and painters. Look for the arrows; they will guide you to where you are meant to be.

NERF HOMOPHOBIA!

NERF HOMOPHOBIA!

NERF TRANSPHOBIA!

NERF HOMOPHOBIA!

While your missions may be deniable, some things don't have to be...

Cheers, luv, the cavalry's queer!

For all the men out there with an LGBT child and the best sort of sense of humor...

Just a fun little shirt to help you let people know what they're getting into...

A little something fun for all the out and proud Overwatch fans out there.

And when I get that feeling, I want sexual healing...

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Divine, and nice red uniforms...

For all the elves out there wanting to rep their homeland.

My friend enjoys traumatizing people on voice chat using her Tracer imitation. This is one of her best.

As a followup to my Suicide Squad knockoff shirt, have more dumb D.Va merchandise for the adorable gremlin in your life.

Made with love for my favorite thot. Now purchasable for the thot in your life.

For the Dorito-munching gremlin in your life.

For all the Inquisitors out there who need to hit the gym and level up a bit before they tackle the Breach.