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A.I. Can Draw This Dick (Dark) Socks
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Description: Fuck your prompt. This goes on lighter shirts.

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, artist, no ai
A.I. Can Draw This Dick (Light Type) Socks
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Description: Fuck your prompt.

Tags: ai, anti ai, artificial intelligence
Lawman of the Border Socks
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Description: Its a shirt advertising Lawman RPG, but in a familiar tourist-trappy sort of way.

Tags: bounty hunter, lawman, roleplaying, rpg, sci fi
Pirate Your Fucking Retro Games Socks
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Description: It has an f bomb and a zip file. Take that.

Tags: games, gaming, retro, video, video game
Boy Howdy! Socks
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Description: Boy Howdy! It's another Lawman Shirt!

Tags: lawman, robot, sci fi, space, space cowboy
You've Yee'd Your Last Haw. Socks
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Description: Made this as a shirt for Lawman.

Tags: bounty hunter, cowboy, haw, lawman, space
No-Talent Hack Fraud Socks
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Description: Another wearable item for every designer with self-confidence issues.

Tags: artist, designer, fraud, hack, no talent
Keep Drawing Anyway Socks
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Description: Drew a cool design to remind myself, and others, to keep being creative.

Tags: artist, designer, digital art, inspirational, ipad
Always Download Roms Socks
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Description: Paying the aftermarket doesn't help game devs from things 25 years old. But whatever.

Tags: computer, emulation, gamer, games, gaming
Please don't swear on my social media thanks Socks
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Description: Thanks for your fucking courtesy.

Tags: cartoon, computer, cute, fuck, jokes
Tracking Socks
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Description: Please consult your VCR manual for more information

Tags: cult, dorky, nerd, screen, tracking
You did it! Socks
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Description: Have a wonderful day and I'm very proud of you!

Tags: positive quote
Big Shot For the Bounty Hunters! Socks
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Description: Shucks, Howdy. I wanted this as a shirt. So it's now a shirt.

Tags: anime, big shot, bounty hunter, logo, spike spiegel
Wey-Yu pride Socks
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Description: Made on request from friends.

Tags: alien, aliens, corporation, ripley, weyland
Be Gay, Do Radio Socks
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Description: Support your gays. Support your radio. Support your gays and your radio.

Tags: gay, lesbian, lgbt, npr, pride
Benny Fernandez Jr. Professional School of Martial Arts & Auto Body Shop Socks
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Description: I swear to god, this is a real business, that had a real sign, in a sketch part of Tampa that I've driven by, and said to myself. "This looks like the kind of place that doesn't have a website or proper merchandise." (and i was right.) So i took it upon myself to take their already badass Mistral Clip art Karate guy logo, and make it a thing that will look good on a yellow fucking shirt. Here we are.

Tags: auto, body, cars, florida, florida man
Blood Debts! Socks
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Description: mark collins, age 45, gave himself up to the authorities after the incident. he is now serving a life sentence.

Tags: retro, richard harrison, vhs
I'm part of the problem! Socks
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Description: Whatever the problem may be, from eating too much/not enough/thewrong thing to supporting the right/wrong politics, to not cleaning up the bathroom properly, or any variety of disgusting, offensive, abhorrent social behavior, BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH AND LET THEM KNOW WHAT THEY'RE ALREADY THINKING ABOUT YOU ANYWAY!

Tags: 99 problems, first world problems, no problem, problem dog, problems
GFY Socks
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Description: Yeah, same to you, buddy.

Tags: adorable, cute, fuck yourself, happy, profanity
Hot Garbage Logo (for Black Shirts) Socks
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Description: It's my logo for my comic, but suitable for people who hate wearing marshmallowey blue and white.

Tags: black, comedy, comic, funny, garbage
Hot Garbage Kawaii Socks
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Description: A cute and supersoft version of my webcomic logo, without text. Let people know that you’re a sweet, sweet trash fire.

Tags: adorable, awful, cute, dumpster fire, fire
Read you F#$@! Socks
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Description: Reading is important! It could be the difference between life and getting free personal pizza or not!

Tags: 80s, 90s, book it, book lover, books
Motivational Fiction Horse! Socks
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Description: Yay for all the things! Yay for everything! Yay for this shirt! Yay positivity! .....and magic poop!

Tags: hooray, horns, lucky charms, magic, message
You Can't Fail If You Never Try Socks
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Description: It's good to know your own limitations

Tags: adorable, adorbs, cute, fun, good job
D and D All-Star (Red Dice) Socks
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Description: I seldom do logo mashups, but i really wanted these as stickers and maybe a shirt. Thought i'd upload them here. (have two varieties because i know people are particular.)

Tags: all stars, dnd, dragons, game, games
Make Believe & Rolling Dice - 2nd Edition Socks
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Description: Made a parody logo shirt because.

Tags: 2nd edition, advanced, classic, d and d, dice
D and D All-Star (Blue Dice) Socks
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Description: I seldom do logo mashups, but i really wanted these as stickers and maybe a shirt. Thought i'd upload them here. (have two varieties because i know people are particular.)

Tags: all star, d20, dandd, dnd, dragons
Gelatinous Cube (another Dungeons and Dragons monster shirt) Socks
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Description: I can’t tell you why, but this guy is my favorite monster in D&D. Just a great “gotcha” annoyance monster that I think is so great. Anyway, made a shirt design out of it.

Tags: cube, cute, d20, dnd, dragons
N6 Retro Socks
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Description: No idea why, but i'm trying it again without any potentially infringing remarks on it.

Tags: android, cult film, cyborgs, movie, off world
Rogue Scientist: Beaker Socks
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Description: Same design, printed to look better on darker color garments.

Tags: education, fuck trump, intelligence, learning, school
Rogue Scientist: Question the Known and Unknown (black) Socks
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Description: This is the other similar design on white, which should be used for darker color shirts

Tags: education, fuck trump, intelligence, learning, smart
Depression is Radical! Socks
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Description: Because they can't all be good days!

Tags: popular
Fuckin' burritos Socks
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Description: Nothing shows enthusiasm like anthropomorphised food items and the f-bomb. Let Chipotle, Taco Bell, Tijuana Flats, Del Taco, or whoever know EXACTLY how you feel!

Tags: burrito, cartoon, cute, food, fuck
Fuckin' Love Steak! Socks
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Description: Let them steak lovers know!

Tags: anytime, awesome, bbq, beef, eat
Happynoodle! (Delicious!) Socks
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Description: Decided to learn something new, and start learning how to use Illustrator properly. Wanted to do some silly Japanese advertising inspired logo shirts. Came up with this.

Tags: cuisine, cyberpunk, delicious, engrish, illustrator
Stuff Sucks. Socks
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Description: I make a comic. The main idiot wears this as a shirt. Shirt. SHIRRRRT.

Tags: awful, black, comics, humor, misery

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