Description: So i wanted to draw a Beholder and put it on a T-shirt. And it happened like this. It's a good gift for people who like monsters with eyes that magic the hell out of you in descalating bad to worse severities. Special thanks to Tony DiTerlizzi for inspiring better looking beholders than this.

Description: Enlighten everyone's day with fabrications and things that have a vague pseudo-sciency or seemingly credible basis while wearing this amazingly helpful shirt! Make up numbers! Cite scientific studies that have never existed! Gullible jerks will hang on your every word!

Description: Catch a wa---oh.

Description: Catch a wa...oh.