Description: I make a comic. The main idiot wears this as a shirt. Shirt. SHIRRRRT.

Description: Look. This Samurai Cop's not gonna watch itself. (Now formatted for darker material.)

Description: Look. This Joe Don Baker movie's not gonna watch itself.

Description: Show your enthusiasm for nobody on the field this season. Go big or go home!

Description: Tell your friends where you got this shirt....before they even ask! (Printed to look better on darker shirts.)

Description: Shirt design made for Friday Night Magic at my local card store.

Description: This is exactly what it says it is. I'm making one for myself, and i expect that'll be the only person who buys one.

Description: As seen inside many of your various higher quality bronze age comic books and reading materials....COUNT DANTE....DEADLIEST MAN ALIVE! Haikeeba!

Description: So i wanted to draw a Beholder and put it on a T-shirt. And it happened like this. It's a good gift for people who like monsters with eyes that magic the hell out of you in descalating bad to worse severities. Special thanks to Tony DiTerlizzi for inspiring better looking beholders than this.

Description: Enlighten everyone's day with fabrications and things that have a vague pseudo-sciency or seemingly credible basis while wearing this amazingly helpful shirt! Make up numbers! Cite scientific studies that have never existed! Gullible jerks will hang on your every word!

Description: Catch a wa---oh.

Description: Catch a wa...oh.