John Makepeace

Description: The toasty ghosty needs no introduction.

Description: Not your grandma's cutesy saying.

Description: Grumpty Dumpty didn't like much at all. He wasn't a fan of the king or horses or men or walls or eggs or dumpsters or fires or...

Description: Is there anything cuter? No. The answer is no.

Description: In a world where every towel is soaking wet, Doug must find a way to dry his dishes.

Description: * I'm whappy and I know it *

Description: You peliCAN wear this shirt to the beach, to go fishing, to socialize with people who have french fries, or to harass people at the seafood restaurant for bits of crab.

Description: Krampufth is the monfter that comf for kidth who are naughty, insthed of Samta Clawfth.

Description: Count your blessings…before it’s too late!

Description: 'tis the season

Description: Like mothman, he too warns you of impending doom.

Description: You can really see the gears turnin'

Description: Who's a cutesy-wootsie widdle sp...AHHH!

Description: A cat can dream, right?

Description: Red vs. Blue just pits me against you.

Description: Tiny tiny home. Or giant plants. Your choice.

Description: Home is like, ya know, it's where the van is parked, man.

Description: Take me to your lap

Description: Trash Panda gonna Trash Panda.

Description: Bouquuueeett residence, the lady of the house speaking!

Description: Oh, when did YOU get here?

Description: There’s nothing like having your tentacles in the sand, and a drink in your hand…and a drink in your hand, and an umbrella in your hand, and sunscreen in your hand.

Description: Taking the “living” out of “living room.”

Description: He's headin' on back to his home planet.

Description: Better than a dessert cactus.

Description: …gnome matter what you say.

Description: Sunny days are ahead, weather you believe it or not.

Description: They otter be excited to receive this as a gift!

Description: Phew, I wouldn't want to meet these three in a dark alley with an empty food bowl.

Description: Terrifying circumstances in your home? Cats are sure to...well, it really depends on the cat.

Description: I'm sure yule enjoy this one...

Description: A ghost, bigfoot, and an alien walk into a bar...uh- yep, that's all I got. Can't think of a punchline.

Description: Boo!

Description: "Enjoy Autumn" just didn't seem to fit...

Description: Halloween headless horseman haunting here!

Description: Why would I need to visit outer space? There's plenty of outside space in Texas.