The one redeeming quality of the RHOC spews nothing but beauty, grace, and profanity. Kelly Dodd, on her very first season, managed to rip the wig off of every dowdy housewife she pit against."You're a friggin' cunt!" shouted across the table at Heather (the lowest-rated housewife of 2016, hihi) was my personal favorite. An icon, a legend and a voice of the people.