Description: I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.
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Description: I talk to myself, sometimes I just need expert advice.
Description: I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. I'll let you know.
Description: I once had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda. It was a fanta sea.
Description: I met a guy with a deer on each arm. He was bambi-dextrous.
Description: I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
Description: I have a joke about chemistry. But I don't think it will get a reaction.
Description: I had a neck brace fitted years ago. I've never looked back since.
Description: I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shadey.
Description: I don't trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Description: "I don't have a problem with coffee, I have a problem without it."
Description: I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Description: I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Description: How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb? Fore.
Description: How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Description: How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Description: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
Description: Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
Description: Does a snow globe ever get scared? No, just shaken.
Description: Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
Description: Do I enjoy making court house puns? Guilty.
Description: Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They are making headlines.
Description: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
Description: Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
Description: Dad can you put the cat out. "I didn't know it was on fire!"
Description: At what time did the hunter wake up to hunt ducks? Quack of dawn.
Description: A cappuccino walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hit me with your best shot."
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