JokeswithPops

Description: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An Ir-elephant

Description: What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Description: What do you call a poor Santa Clause? St. Nickel-less.

Description: What do you call a Quebecois in sandals? Philippe-Philoppe.

Description: What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe-Philoppe.

Description: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Description: What did the zero say to the eight? "That belt looks good on you."

Description: What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

Description: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

Description: What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.

Description: What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five guys.

Description: What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Description: What did one xmas tree say to the other? Lighten up.

Description: What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? "Where is Pop Corn?"

Description: What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.

Description: What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots.

Description: To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

Description: That car looks nice. But the muffler seems exhausted.

Description: Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

Description: Seven days without hot chocolate makes one weak.

Description: Seven days without coffee makes one weak.

Description: People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

Description: My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Description: My wife says I'm pretentious. Moi???

Description: My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punchline.

Description: I've got a great joke about construction. But I'm still working on it.

Description: I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

Description: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Description: I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

Description: If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.

Description: If my child refuses a nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Description: If I had a buck for every deer pun I've ever made, I'd have lots of doe.

Description: I would tell a joke about pizza, but its cheezy.

Description: I went to buy some camouflage pants. I couldn't find any.

Description: How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya.

Description: I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.