JokeswithPops

Description: Words can not expresso what you bean to me.

Description: Why was the stadium hot after the game? Because all the fans left.

Description: Why does the Grinch enjoy gardening? Because he's got a green thumb.

Description: Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.

Description: Why did the golfer carry a spare umbrella? In case of a Fore-cast.

Description: Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

Description: Why did the coach put the frog in the outfield? He was good at catching flies.

Description: Why are elevator jokes so good? Because they work on so many levels.

Description: Which rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.

Description: Which game did the hunter like to play the most? Duck, Duck, Goose.

Description: Which country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland, everyday it's Dublin.

Description: Which cake did the hunter want for his birthday? Mousse cake.

Description: Where does the fisherman go to get his hair cut? The Bobber Shop.

Description: Where do you learn to make a banana split? Sundae school.

Description: Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times-square.

Description: Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.

Description: Where do canines park their cars? In the barking lot.

Description: Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.

Description: When two vegans get in an argument is it still called a beef?

Description: When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.

Description: What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament? Live Stream.

Description: What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a huge plus.

Description: What's green and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table.

Description: What time did the man go to the dentist. Tooth-hurty.

Description: What swims in the sea and makes you and offer you can't refuse? The Codfather.

Description: What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.

Description: What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.

Description: What kind of car does a chicken drive? A Coop.

Description: What is a sheeps favorite xmas song? Fleece Navidad.

Description: What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office.

Description: I was going to tell a time traveling joke. But you guys didn't like it.

Description: What happens if you touch dads coffee? You'll be grounded.

Description: What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.

Description: What does a bee use to brush its hair? Honeycomb.

Description: What do you call someone who tells a dad joke, but isn't a dad? A Faux-pa.

Description: What do you call Santa when he's on break? Santa-pause