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Hi! I’m Jon! I am an artist and film enthusiast! Thanks so much for checking out my storefront!
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Window Seat Card
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Description: Imagine yourself in an airplane WEARING THE AIRPLANE WINDOW SHIRT. Doesn’t get better than that.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, airport, aviation, clouds

Window Seat Card

$5.00 $6.00

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MPRPH Card
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Description: the Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour hosted by the Evening Brothers!

Tags: cinema, comedy, evening brothers, film, hollywood

MPRPH Card

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Space Vacation Card
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Description: Warm sand, cool breeze, a slowly exploding crystal moon that lights up just right when the sun sets. Moji-10 is the place to go for a romantic getaway, or any other kind of getaway. Speaking of, are you trying to get away from the Elders of the Galactic Council? Talk to Grabnar Villiwomp at the Tipsy Tillgargh. We’ve got you covered.

Tags: alcohol, aliens, beach, funny, galaxy

Space Vacation Card

$5.00 $6.00

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It’s 5:00 Somewhere in Space Card
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Description: A common saying on leisure planets like Umbrella-9 and the Mojito sub-galaxy. Grab a Zabnarr Fizz on the rocks and live out your pre-retirement life in style.

Tags: alcohol, aliens, beach, beer, drinking

It’s 5:00 Somewhere in Space Card

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Better Than Streaming Card
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Description: You know what DOESN’T rely on a good internet connection? Good old fashioned discs! Plus they’re completely pandemic proof. And they never get taken down on a whim due to contractual obligation. You get it once and you have it forever! Who’s hobby is ridiculous now, Derek?! ...someone else’s... we’re normal.

Tags: blockbuster, coronavirus, disc, drawing, dvd

Better Than Streaming Card

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Rad Zombie Card
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Description: Being undead is honestly not the worst option at this point. Let’s be honest though, you’re gonna be the coolest zombie. We all know. Actually, if you’d stop bringing it up in the Monday morning meetings that would be helpful. It’s becoming distracting. Where were we? Oh yeah, show the world how rad a zombie you’ll be instead of constantly telling us... Daryl

Tags: cool, skater, teen, dead, undead

Rad Zombie Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Five More Minutes Card
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Description: Some days waking up takes... a little more effort. And some days you want to wear that struggle like a super suit...on a shirt...or a sweater? Anything works.

Tags: bones, death, nap, lazy, halloween

Five More Minutes Card

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