Description: You have looked into the eyes of Christopher Walken. You can't look away and you don't know why. You feel him pulling you in. Pure joy washes over you as you stare. He says something. What's that Mr. Walken? You pull yourself closer as you are dying to know what he said. You start to feel aroused like never before in your life. Christopher says it again but you still can't quite make it out. You get closer still. You get excited about the idea of kissing him and then you are afraid. Am i even worthy to kiss him, you think to yourself. You start sweating at the idea of your mouths touching when he says it again. This time you hear it clear as a cowbell, "Buy this shirt."
Description: Ultra Feast was the feasts to end all feasts in the office. It would have been the kind of feast you would tell your grand children about. People would have come from miles around just to marvel at it's perfection. Sadly Ultra Feast was never more than a dream. A dream that died the day that Pam went off to have a dumb baby.
