Shorts
Description: Donald Trump: "You gotta take care of the floors. You know the floors of the forest, very important,” President Trump said to the bemusement of those in attendance. “I was with the president of Finland [...] he called it a forest nation and they spent a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things and they don’t have any problem.”
Description: International Fisting Day!!! Fisting day is a global event, celebrating an act that uses the entire hand. No, I didn’t make this up, but I am just as filled with joy, as you might expect. Many people enjoy fisting for a multitude of various reasons. As always safety first. All proceeds benefit victims of fisting accidents.
Description: The Bufoceratias shaoi is a species of anglerfish. The angry-looking deep sea creature has a right to be cranky. It is quite possibly the ugliest animal on the planet. Anglerfish are bony fish named for their characteristic mode of predation, in which a fleshy growth from the fish's head acts as a lure.
Description: Made for those who run the streets. The wolves of the world, the decision makers and money makers. Whether you're a Hustler, Baller or Entrepreneur, this shirt is the perfect business attire to make a statement. Urban and swag flare. Reppin the streets. Forget Wall Street, control all streets. You're not a sheep, you're a wolf, a leader. Money and power is what you strive for.
Description: Made for those who run the streets. The wolves of the world, the decision makers and money makers. Whether you're a Hustler, Baller or Entrepreneur, this shirt is the perfect business attire to make a statement. Urban and swag flare. Reppin the streets. Forget Wall Street, control all streets. You're not a sheep, you're a wolf, a leader. Money and power is what you strive for.
Description: Donald Trump is the 45th and current President of the United States of America. He is also a pigeon-brained demagogue, who only appeals to the lowest common denominator. Being a crude and vulgar con-man he will likely guide this great nation down to the bottom of the ocean, all the way through the shores of ignorance, racism, hunger and despair. He is a man-baby narcissist completely unsuited to the responsibilities of a United States president.
Description: As seen on the Netflix Original, Santa Clarita Diet. The character Eric Bemis (Skyler Gisondo) wears this noodle command t shirt in the episode of Santa Clarita Diet, “No Family Is Perfect”. Noodle command is a reference to spaghetti code which is the basic source code for the video game Minecraft.
Description: Vintage Lincoln Log patent drawing. Lincoln Logs are a popular children's toy consisting of notched miniature wooden logs, used to build small forts, buildings, and architectural ego-statements . They were invented by a son of the worlds most famous architect Frank Lloyd Wright.
