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Description: It's an alpaca straight from a Wes Anderson flick!

Description: It's a camel straight from a Wes Anderson flick!

Description: You can't take the sky from me

Description: River Tam of Firefly done in original art

Description: Swan floating

Description: Beautiful rendering of a beautiful ancient artifact

Description: Keep pondering man

Description: The man, the myth, the legend

Description: Ronald Reagan, 40th US president

Description: Mark Twain... the man, the myth, the legend

Description: the birds and the bees.... literally

Description: Promote the disc golf life with this jazzy tee

Description: This eye chart tests more than your eyes.

Description: Grow the sport by sporting a great tee!

Description: Will Rogers says, "Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.""

Description: Will Rogers says, "Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for."

Description: Mark Twain says, "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

Description: Mark Twain says, "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it."

Description: Mark Twain says, "The government is not best which secures mere life and property--there is a more valuable thing--manhood."

Description: Mark Twain says, "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress, but I repeat myself."

Description: If she weighs the same as a duck it means she's made of wood and wood burns so she's a witch

Description: Beautiful rendition of disc golf with a retro vibe. Represent disc golf with a good-looking shirt reflecting the peaceful attitude of the sport. Wear the shirt. Pick up some discs. Go enjoy the outdoors!

Description: The true patriotism, the only rational patriotism, is loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

Description: sometimes being second is better

Description: The stages of aging

Description: are you really alive until that first sip?

Description: hint: it's a palindrome

Description: Keep calm and ... Oh, that's a problem

Description: the stages of aging

Description: Like a Camel, but a Penguin

Description: Love is in the air... and in the sandwich

Description: I'm a nurse, my blood type is coffee

Description: It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere