JustinThorLPs T-shirts.

Comedic weirdo.

A shirt demonstrating the full wisdom of Jordan Peterson through the satirical lens of the Muppets no copyright was actually infringed during this because it's a sufficient deviation on both properties

Warning Any typos on my shirts are Contractually your fault, and thus I am not responsible for them

Making fun of a documentary by Tariq Nasheed is always a good time

A t-shirt mocking the left wing concept that Orcs represent black people somehow in fantasy

A joke about the essential social nature of role playing games. and how communism sucks. Also If you remember to change the colour from tie dye, we recommend red. LOL

combat wheelchair stupidity

A T-shirt protesting the various acts of hatred that comes from the staff working at Wizards of the Coast. And not rebuked by Hasbro.

A shirt describing a justifiable belief that the game Pathfinder is produced by evil people.

fuck foreign wars In any politician that says otherwise can get necklaced South African style

Safety Tools-2 Is a satirical look at the damaging effects of over regulating creativity through a lens of safety in a game about drama and emotion 'cause everyone knows the great harm of having to think

a game master's opening concept

Not All Who Wander Are Lost—Some Are Adventurers! "Embrace the spirit of bold exploration with this captivating t-shirt. Featuring a gallant knight on horseback, it's a visual ode to those who understand that not all who wander aimlessly are lost, but rather, they are intrepid adventurers seeking grand stories and uncharted horizons."

Cathulu the Barbarian: Embrace the Madness, Conquer the Cosmos.

A picture of a barbarian Lord ruling over you meager plebs

Fuck that guy

This T-shirt boasts a captivating dark fantasy illustration, where Skullcrusher is depicted as a formidable, muscle-bound figure with a menacing skull for a head, exuding an aura of otherworldly power. By contrast, Ulka, a striking blonde woman, is portrayed with a bold and alluring presence, her attire LOL reflecting a sense of freedom and mystery, contributing to an intriguing and visually captivating design.

Cthulhu 2024

Diabetes stringed jokes

speaking truth to power

A shirt describing how I feel about the rest of humanity

This shirt is for people who just really want to point out that there are contradictions in terms. If you plan on buying this gift for a Christian Zionist you know, please, I implore you, buy it in tie dye it will be funnier that way.

All war crimes are first committed in The Newsroom. or something poetic like that. I beg you buy this one in tie dye It would be hilarious, you stupid hippie. Also the pillow option is deliberately that colour.

Dice roll jokes that you'd have to be in on

"Elevate your style with the 'ESP Sentinel' shirt, a captivating fusion of mysticism and watchfulness. This unique design features a mesmerizing giant eyeball, with the iconic all-seeing eye symbol seamlessly integrated into the intricate details of the iris, making a bold statement that transcends mere fashion."

This shirt was produced on behalf of my good friend Hungar who really likes this joke but it's too much of a pussy to put it on his own TeePublic page LOL

A statement that describes accurately how the Washington Post feels about democracy

Chair the one and only true RPG consent form

"Step into the role of ultimate storyteller with this shirt showcasing a Game Master's realm unfurling as the game begins—a testament to the art of crafting limitless adventures."

Sometimes knowing something just to the knowledge is a crime

cause sometimes yeah just need to make a person take a second to go what

Safety Tools-1 Is a satirical look at the damaging effects of over regulating creativity through a lens of safety in a game about drama and emotion 'cause everyone knows the great harm of having to think

Everything is better with Cheese

Bonfire Alignment - 1 Describes the appropriate thing you should do to a Dungeons and Dragons rule book.

an accurate description of the role playing game vampire the masquerade

A t-shirt proudly displaying the words "Psychic Warrior," capturing the fusion of extraordinary mental abilities and martial prowess.