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In the grim darkness of the far future, there are still very tempting offers... After all, it's for the Greater Good.

Cosmic horror! Sexy ladies! Tentacles!

If you can't handle sexy sneaky assassin girls at their downy, you don't deserve to have her at her uppy! Designed exclusively for Wargames Live!

Battling across the galaxy is hungry work. So when you're done crusading and ready for a delicious meal, head on over to Saint Kathy's Pizzeria! Guaranteed more toppings than any pizza joint in the Imperium! Made specially for Wargames Live!

Battling across the galaxy is hungry work. So when you're done crusading and ready for a delicious meal, head on over to Saint Kathy's Pizzeria! Guaranteed more toppings than any pizza joint in the Imperium! Made specially for Wargames Live!

My tribute to one of my favorite shows ever: Over the Garden Wall.

Some people just really like snakes, ya know?

The Decay Daddy loves all beings everywhere! Enjoy his sweet loving embrace!

Logo for Team Plot Armor. Featuring everyone's favorite perfect soldier!

Logo for Team Plot Armor. Featuring everyone's favorite perfect soldier! This version has the team name printed across the back.

A tough no-nonsense mermaid who'd primary drive is destroying enemy bastions. And sometimes she builds stuff, too.

A raging angry bloody nun set on destruction on violence. She seeks penance through battle, hoping to find forgiveness in either death or glorious deeds.

Janitor? Custard? Banana boy? Kitten? No matter what you call him, he'll always be there to defend humanity!

Janitor? Custard? Banana boy? Kitten? No matter what you call him, he'll always be there to defend humanity!

A holy warrior nun accompanied by very dangerous cherubs.

All the other legions are jealous of their sexy butts!

It's important to relax a little before battle

A sexy Dark Elf Wych ready for some stab action!

The sexiest of alien gene-splicing brain-eating space wizards! Viva la revolution!

A gorgon who's all too happy to see you.

Dang Wulfen! Always strutting around in their power jorts! Showing off their hot, toned, hairy bodies!

What's more fun that a vomiting pumpkin?!

Another medusa, because I love her aesthetic.

A sexy half-orc warrior lady who loves collecting the weapons of her defeated foes.

An immortal commemoration of shame.

A succubus demon with a dreadlock mohawk. Alluring!

He just wants to be your friend and support you in your dreams!

Satan's not such a bad guy, why not give him a shot?!

The absolute worst form of zombies you could possibly encounter: HIPSTERS! (They were undead before it was cool)

An objectively better version of the movie.

A joke made many years ago realized as a goofy (and possibly insensitive) shirt design.

A sexy succubus queen to rule over her sexy kingdom!

An elven warrior known for her terrifying howls, often compared to those of banshees of myth.

For the Emperor! And...the bushido code?

Everyone's favorite gal from Pandora!

These chains aren't to keep her under control...