K8em Designs

Where do pagers go when they die? Are looking down on us from technology heaven? Circulating the world in a sea of space junk? Will they join all the pay phones and vhs players? How about the disposable cameras and floppy disks- Are they there too?

The gang is all here… sweet nostalgia for a time when we were both connected but detached. Nothing pinged- interruptions were limited to a buzzing of your pager and excitement awaited you when you walked through the door- seeking a blinking light on your answering machine.

Oh how I miss you, my portable sports Walkman. No matter how many times I dropped you, you played on. My favorite mix tapes and sometimes even the radio- keeping me company on walks, bus -subway-train rides, as I transversed the world in blessed teenage independence.

“Oh! Where would an artist be without their muse? Lost! Without a muse, I’d just be your average house cat… Okay-I’m being modest, we all know that there are NO average house cats.”

Look over there! It’s a bird, it’s a plane! It’s the national bird of France- A rooster soaring over Paris! Merveilleux!!

Watch out! Corn is falling and the chickens come running!

To be an artist is to be misunderstood! Although it is not mandatory to wear a beret and walk around with an easel, it sure does help.

Elderly? Sure. Determined? You bet! Ready for a nap? Always.

Love the 90’s? Miss the 90’s? Do you desire a time when the only way to be reached (when you were not at home) was by someone calling you, with a phone number, that you would then be able to call back- that is, once you found an available phone to call that number back on? Oh! And hope they were still at that location?

Hold up now- is that a tasty patch of strawberries?

I am just one sweet pup, standing here with arms open wide to accept whatever treat- I mean love- you have to offer me..

The last time I cared about leaving fun messages was when…

Have you ever tried to talk to and/or teach teenagers? Did you know that when they are having fun they still look at you like this? It’s a mystical journey and I am here for it!

The best law enforcement in the West! Takes care of household pests and will work for treats and pets.