Do you love the sea? Did you forget your wife's name and face? Do you wish your daughter were your son? Then why aren't you wearing this shirt already!?
Are you having a Christmas Eve date with the girl you like but it's actually not a date because there's no way she likes you back? Well, this is what you should be wearing that day!
You may be some sort of creature that calls itself a wizard, but sometimes you have to look human to fit, you know? And when that happens you're going to need clothes!