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MELODY KARLOFF once masterfully designed this masterpiece for her father in exchange for a delicious blueberry doughnut. Buy it to visibly transform into one of the coolest people in the vast universe. Sleep on it if you've got beef with a six year-old.

Punk Rock Wood Stork.

Don't lose any sleep over it. It's just a tall tale that old people made up to spook their kids.

Moo.

Well, hi there!

Are you ready for the baptism?

I'd be careful where I was sticking my nose if I were you.

The guards look scary but the girls are pretty fine.

I'm feelin' woozy here!

Do you think that Milwaukee dreams when it sleeps?

Thrill me. You have ten seconds to comply.

Oh! Oh, goody! It's impossible! If you are jumping up and down in the pit, you must wear your boots! *snort*

Kongfrontation was a ride at the Universal Studios Florida theme park, in Orlando, Florida, the main attraction in the park's New York section. It opened as one of the original attractions at the park on June 7, 1990 and was closed on September 8, 2002; Revenge of the Mummy opened in its place on May 21, 2004. Kongfrontation was based on the 1976 King Kong film and King Kong Encounter, an extinct attraction on the long running Studio Tour at Universal Studios Hollywood.