kazoodac

Description: Inspired by Phillies player Kyle Schwarber announcing that Super Smash Bros was his favorite childhood video game, I decided to smashify his name. May do variations for SchwarBomb and other Smash games in the future. Go Phils!

Description: And here you can see our mascot is bewildered that this is still something they must tell us in the 21st century. Side note: the earth is round.

Description: For those of you who've dealt with a ridiculous computer problem or 10 in your day.

Description: EIGHT. MEGA. BYTES. NOW YOU ARE PLAYING WITH EXPANDED POWER! A tribute to the N64 and Nintendo advertisements of old! It's incredible to see how far gaming has come.

Description: PC or Mac, desktop or laptop, it doesn't matter. Just pay me, please. The job market sucks.

Description: Hold A to Sprint. Watch Your Stamina!

Description: Hold X to Sprint. Watch your Stamina!

Description: Hold Shift to Sprint. Watch your Stamina!

Description: Hold A to Sprint. Watch your Stamina!

Description: Hold X to Sprint. Watch your Stamina!

Description: Hold Shift to Sprint. Watch your Stamina!

Description: Ok, I guess. Not bad. Passable. Fair enough. decent.

Description: Am I phoning it in? Yeah, probably. This is bad, don't buy this.