Fictional telethon from the Golden Girls, Season 7, Episode 8 "The Monkey Show" Blanche and Rose host a save the lighthouse telethon. "Now I know there is good in your heart, and I know you want to give!"
Fictional restaurant from the Golden Girls, Season 2, Episode 25 "A Piece of Cake." Location of Dorothy's surprise birthday party at Mr. Ha Ha's Hotdog Hacienda. "A ha ha dog is fun to eat! A ha ha dog is really neat! A ha ha dog is a great big treat! And its only $1.79 without a beverage!"
Fictional restaurant from the Golden Girls, Season 7, Episode 19 "Journey to the Center of Attention." Blanche brings Dorothy to the Rusty Anchor for nickel beer night!
"Is anything wrong?" "Oh, no. No big deal. Just one little thing. I feel like I've died and gone to hell."
Fictional nudist retreat from the Golden Girls, Season 4, Episode 15, "Valentine's Day." Join the girls on their liberating vacation! "Fun in the buff at a mountain retreat! Hike, swim and play volleyball while the sun beats down on your fanny!"
Fictional bakery from the Golden Girls, season 3, episode 9, "A Visit From Little Sven." Buy a cake in the shape of Florida! "If this cake reminds you of Charlie Milburne, we could both give him a call!"
Fictional hotel from the Golden Girls, Season 7, Episode 2 "The Case of the Libertine Belle." One of the most popular episodes featuring the Maltese Falcon Club Murder Mystery Weekend!
"I've got it! A maitre d' is some kind of waiter."