Description: Getting Toad on land beats water skiing. It doesn't compare. You have potholes, manhole covers, electric bikes whizzing by, stop signs and traffic lights. What do you have on the water? A shark? A cruise ship? A wave? pirates? Navigating the streets of NYC while land skiing from a toad truck is the ultimate.
Description: There is little doubt that the chakra that you'll experience by wearing this tee shirt will radiate up from your toes to your chiny chin chin where the tee shirt comes to an end....unless you're wise enough to purchase a hoody. Listen to the mantra, buy a toadga tee shirt or hoody, buy a toadga tee shirt or hoody, buy a toadga tee shirt or hoody... Not much more that I can say. Namaste
Description: Get Toadsted with this cool tee shirt design that conveniently added an extra "d" to coincide with the fact that it is a toad that is getting toasted. Get high with your friends as they all compliment you on your awesome new tee shirt. Don't wait for it to hit vintage status when the prices will be way higher than you are. Buy a tee shirt now and help me stash some cash for my medical marijuana.
Description: The race is on to get this amazing design on a tee shirt, a mug, a sweatshirt, a pillow and a stick shift handle(not available yet). Hurry before the checkered flag leaves you with a bad feeling in your pit.
Toadster T-Shirt
$24
Description: Take this cool design on the toad with you. If you want to get noticed on your next road trip then what better way to do this but by wearing the latest fashion trend to hit the U.S..... a Toad Trip tee shirt. Throw all the kids and things in the car and go have lots of fun. Make sure you didn't leave anyone behind or at a rest stop along the way. They'll be hopping mad if you did. Everyone's raving about this Toad Trip tee!!!
Description: The last team that bought this tee shirt for all of their players never lost a game. Keep the streak going by being the first team to buy one of these tee shirts for all of their players. Hit the road with your fashionable Hit The Toad tees and the other teams will cringe when you walk into their gym...it may help to eat lots of burritos the night before along with wearing a string of garlic cloves around your neck.
Description: Toadie the Roadie. Take Toadie on the roadie with you and your favorite band.
Toadie T-Shirt
$24
Description: Listen to the director. He is telling you to go out and buy a Toad To Stardom tee shirt. He cannot complete the scene unless you are properly wearing the proper shirt. Want to be in the upcoming scene? Well you know what you need to do. All those buying this tee shirt will be entered into a pool and provided you can swim you will then be able to come out of that pool and put on your Toad To Stardom tee shirt. Do not keep your Toad To Stardom mug near the pool since it could fall in and break into many pieces and then others will have to get out of the pool for other reasons than the toadler poo that everyone failed to notice. Toadler tees are available in our company store as I am sure you figured out by now.
Description: Remember after you purchase a One More For The Toad tee shirt, make sure that you don't stop there and you get one more tee for the road, and another one for the road and another one and another... and ...We will let you know when you have had enough. You must be of legal age to continue non stop purchases and you must be using your own credit card. Other than that follow the mantra from the Yoga Toadga tee...don't forget to order a bunch of those too!
Description: This design is really f--ked up...Let me repeat that...This design is really forked up. I will be reporting the artist to the ASPCA and other toad saving agencies and however long that it takes I will see to it that the fork is removed from this toad. You cannot microwave a toad while a metal fork is stuck in it so how can one enjoy their frog leg dinner cold? Forktunately no real frogs or toads were used in this photo.
Description: Ok, the truth is that you will not get anywhere by buying this tee shirt, but you weren't getting anywhere anyway. Your toad to nowhere has been lined with you purchasing much more needless items than this dumbass tee shirt. So buy a sticker instead and look for places that have signs that say, "Post No Bills" and put your sticker to good use. Does anyone even know what the heck that means? I know someone toad me not to post any stupid tee shirt designs but I hate being toad what to do...yes, I bought one of those shirts too.
Description: If you only bought some Bump In The Toad or other Toad design products rather than all that food that created that bump. Next time spend your hard earned dollars wisely and buy Getting Toad merch. Food is overrated. Our designs will get you noticed and strangers will come up to you and offer you a home-cooked meal. Before you know it those healthy home-cooked meals will reduce the bump in the toad so make sure you buy multiple sizes to accommodate as you lose the weight.
