King Bedtime

Description: Gotta have concrete.

Description: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become a tree, or something . . .

Description: That’s NOT what this is!

Description: Come one, come all, to see the amazing Stud Brains!

Description: He’s GETTING good at driving.

Description: Snap into it, first thing in the morning! Ooooooh YEAH!!!

Description: I love it.

Description: That's not where he's meant to live.

Description: Every last one!

Description: Fit for a phantom.

Description: The biggest show to ever take place at Perth Amboy High School, probably.

Description: Women Against Pornography

Description: Check your blood sugar. Check it often.

Description: They catch your clothes on fire.

Description: They catch your clothes on fire.

Description: Drugs

Description: Celebrate a legend.

Description: Hey, Ma! Get off the dang roof!

Description: Feel like a big strong man by beating up a kid.

Description: Make others who see you in this shirt ask why they were born.

Description: No one out pizzas the butt!

Description: No one out pizzas the butt!

Description: Everything’s gonna be alright, Satan.

Description: Way to go, you ass! This is why no one invites you places, Steven!

Description: He’s a sloth, man.

Description: What the hell is that?

Description: Meet your new brother, Hans Moleman.

Description: I woke up there once. Seemed nice.

Description: Am I not patriotic enough for the Turtle Club?

Description: YOU’RE gay for Moleman!

Description: It stays where you put it!

Description: No bible stories for you tonight!

Description: They melt when they’re told to melt.

Description: Guinness came screeching to a halt!

Description: It's not grass.

Description: Space Face