King Bedtime

Description: Am I not patriotic enough for the Turtle Club?

Description: YOU’RE gay for Moleman!

Description: It stays where you put it!

Description: No bible stories for you tonight!

Description: They melt when they’re told to melt.

Description: Guinness came screeching to a halt!

Description: It's not grass.

Description: Space Face

Description: Woof woof!

Description: Face

Description: Get fucked!

Description: Named in honor of its discoverer.

Description: You are the Emperor of Last Year.

Description: Driving forklifts, baby!

Description: You want the King of England pushing you around?

Description: Bruno Sammartino vs Ivan Koloff

Description: One old ass flyer with one tall ass man on it.

Description: Watch out for that Klondyke Kate!

Description: Now you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs or ain’t cha?

Description: Eat shit.

Description: The Fighting Bibles are going all the way to state this year, provided nobody poisons them with a bad lasagna.

Description: Let 'em know.

Description: The perfect shirt for dads, or creeps!

Description: A favor or advantage granted or expected in return for something, bro!

Description: Webbers Falls, OK

Description: Broken Face

Description: Want to be cool? Smoke, ya jerk!

Description: The perfect shirt for all the wrestling fans in your life.

Description: The perfect shirt to wear when you're done 'batin.

Description: Broken Face

Description: A very specific shirt, for a very specific type on person.

Description: Little Spicy Baby

Description: Let everyone know.

Description: That's one cool baby.

Description: Fancy a puff?

Description: It's a face on a shirt.