Cards
Description: Someone in here said something like this once, and it's been on our list to make a shirt for years — since the winds are changing, and there's some speculation of a massive wealth transfer, this is a sign of protest. Whether you think Cryptocurrency is scammy or vaporware, steeped in Big Oil, wrecking the environment, or just believe in Crypto a lot less than you believe in fairies — here's a design so you can share our headmate's sentiments. Not so plural, but we're otherkin with fairy headmates — so maybe it is?
Description: Sometimes we're in the Here & Now, sometimes we're somewhere else. But lately it seems like a lot of other people have taken their leave of Reality…so it's probably a good idea to put up some signs so they know they're entering another jurisdiction. This one teems with secretive plural pride right in people's faces, and it's always a good idea to wear something subtle to your doctor's office when they keep saying your pain is "discomfort".
Description: Sometimes we're in the Here & Now, sometimes we're somewhere else. But lately it seems like a lot of other people have taken their leave of Reality…so it's probably a good idea to put up some signs so they know they're entering another jurisdiction. This one teems with secretive plural pride right in people's faces, and it's always a good idea to wear something subtle to your doctor's office when they keep saying your pain is "discomfort".
Description: We don't know about y'all, but we're absolutely surrounded by plurals, neurodiversity, trans, queer, otherkin, medievalists, and more… where are all the mythological normal people? If you see normal people, this shirt's not for you. We don't see them. Gonna go get ourselves a non-ordinary reality psychologist to help work this one out.
Description: I dunno about you, but we've been fighting for rights since the late 80s and we're gonna put our marching boots on and go toe-to-toe with whatever scoundrels are trying to take our rights away this time… but we don't have an 8-hour bladder anymore, so hold up a second we gotta run to the bathroom first…
Description: What's with people who want to change who you& are? Coming out is tough enough without people wanting to make you& into someone else. When someone is wishing y'all would just go away and be someone else, don this shirt to get the point across that they can accept who y'all are or they're not accepting you at all.
Description: Tired of having to say no to singulars and ableds alike?? Let this shirt do the talking! Says "Sorry, we're CLOSED" in the style of a typical store sign, under it says in smaller type "all out of spoons". Black background with white & red print. No reason singular people can't use this sign to say "I'm closed for business."
Description: Parts versus people? If you're tired of your therapist (or researchers) labeling your internals as "parts" and saying you're all additively one person, or refusing to deal with you as individuals even after you've made it clear that you are, now you can celebrate the day you fire them with this fine —and far more accurate— redefinition of "ANP".
Description: When privileged people meet behind closed doors to put into place policies that affect your quality of life, freedom, and agency — you should get pissed and do something about it. This is a historical saying for reform & revolution, a favorite of underrepresented and oppressed populations.
Description: A great shirt for saying you have to earn our respect, we won't just hand it to you. Don't put us on a pedestal. We won't put you on one. And internally, there's no "king of the mountain." Role-models over heroes, self-advocacy over looking for saviors. No joking here folks; we made this shirt for ourselves but you can have one too.
Description: A great shirt for saying you have to earn our respect, we won't just hand it to you. Don't put us on a pedestal. We won't put you on one. And internally, there's no "king of the mountain." Role-models over heroes, self-advocacy over looking for saviors. No joking here folks; we made this shirt for ourselves but you can have one too.
Description: What's wrong with loving the people you live with? What's wrong with being invested in your family — inside or out? You have these people around you 24/7/365. If you don't like them, that's a pretty heavy burden. Be compassionate, be grateful, be loving — be narcissistically invested and stick it to the researchers who want to keep us grumpy, drained of energy, and afraid of our headmates. This version crowns you& as the sovereigns of your& own shared life.
Description: What's wrong with loving the people you live with? What's wrong with being invested in your family — inside or out? You have these people around you 24/7/365. If you don't like them, that's a pretty heavy burden. Be compassionate, be grateful, be loving — be narcissistically invested and stick it to the researchers who want to keep us grumpy, drained of energy, and afraid of our headmates. Extra font-astic geekery with apropos Aphrodite Pro & Bank Gothic.
Description: What's wrong with loving the people you live with? What's wrong with being invested in your family — inside or out? You have these people around you 24/7/365. If you don't like them, that's a pretty heavy burden. Be compassionate, be grateful, be loving — be narcissistically invested and stick it to the researchers who want to keep us grumpy, drained of energy, and afraid of our headmates. Extra font-astic geekery with apropos Aphrodite Pro & Bank Gothic.
