Kippster

Description: Inspired by the appearance of Jon Hamm in the Saturday Night Live sketch showing 'rejected' auditions for Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Description: 'Sup Brotendo?!?!!? You up to helping the cause? I knew you were, your ego is out of control.

Description: "I love it when you call me Obama" Throw your hands in the air, if you truly care"

Description: Who do we want? XENU! When do we want him? 10 TRILLION YEARS!

Description: Nothing will keep people away from you more than a maniacally grinning ink-style portrait of John Wayne Gacy on your shirt (If someone buys this as a child's t-shirt I will personally congratulate them for truly understanding irony).