Knight of Chaos

Description: Oil Simian Auto Repair. We'll get out our big tools and go to work on your Volvo

Description: How did you get here so fast? I left like an hour ago. Do you always talk this weird after you violate a woman?

Description: Huba Huba Huba Hey!

Description: Feed Your Head!!

Description: The sexiest part of your significant other is their BRAINSSS!!! Show your love with this lovely shirt

Description: Let Chaos Reign over the land!!! Go Forth and Spread the message to the people!!! Or just buy the shirt cause it looks cool... Whatever.

Description: I pity the foo who don't have this shirt! Quit your jibber jabber and pick up one! I need work!!

Description: We all know that one guy in the group... If you don't it's probably you.

Description: One of the great philosophers of our time teaching us to always question authority. With this shirt he can say what we are all thinking.

Description: For those of us who like to space travel in the comfort of our own home. We always welcome the Return of the Redeye.

Description: In honor of one of the greatest minds of our time. We as a species must strive for excellence in our quest to learn all we can about our ever expanding universe.

Description: Capture, Create, Inspire... All us creatives view the world a little differently, and that's the way we like it.