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Description: The math is simple.

Description: Deal with it.

Description: And cut out the middle-man.

Description: The best defense is narrative necessity.

Description: So level up, buttercup.

Description: Seriously. Wake up. You're already late.

Description: It's a possum. He's somewhat fat. If you've never been around possums, trust me: they're really awesome. Aside from the hissing. And the smell. And the weird naked rat-tail. But other than that... fantastic.

Description: I have nothing to say about this.

Description: For the Cocteau Twins reunion concert that was supposed to happen, but never came to be.

Description: You can check out anytime you'd like... seriously, go ahead and check out. We really don't care.

Description: The most important rule for lycanthropes? Politeness. The second-most important rule? Track suits. They expand when you transform.

Description: What's that? It reminds you of which beloved animated character? Huh. I hadn't noticed. Must be a coincidence.

Description: Audrey Hepburn says, "If you're looking for a dog or a cat, there are plenty of fantastic pets available at your local shelter. Don't buy... adopt!" Also, even though this is called "Hepcat," the ears Ms. Hepburn is sporting actually belong to one of our rescue Chihuahuas. Did I mention we have 10 dogs, all rescues? And did I mention we run our own dog rescue? This is the part where you think we're awesome and decide to buy a shirt. Thanks!

Description: I originally made this image to promote animal rescue. This is the no-text version... y'know, if you're not into the whole "words" thing.

Description: It's a celebration of peace, music, and dogs! A shirt commemorating the Woofstock festival event sponsored by the Highland Lakes SPCA.

Description: A Winner Is You!

Description: The best defense is narrative necessity.