Kudden

Description: Your level of access to the information superhighway depends in large part on how fast your telephone modem is. How many bauds is yours?

Description: Every now and then I get the urge for a good Hitchslap. It's too bad there'll never be a new one.

Description: I’m sitting at my terminal. I’ve dialed up a digital network of connected microcomputers via my telephone modem. I have entered Cyberspace. It’s time. Time to hack the mainframe!

Description: "Show me ANY religious claim supported by ANY evidence that stands up to ANY scrutiny. I'll wait." Great for snarky Atheists, curmudgeonly skeptics, or the people who insist that science is a religion while their own religion is actually no such thing but rather a "relationship".

Description: Oh no! A super scary swarm of vampire bats, probably! Keep your garlic close by and watch your neck!

Description: Get ready to apply for a loan and maybe take out a second mortgage on your house, because this NFT of a bridge in Brooklyn just got minted! It’s guaranteed to keep doubling in value every quarter until the sun turns into a red giant.

Description: You don’t need to be a square just because you value critical thinking, man! It’s good to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out.

Description: When you think of vampires, you think of bloodthirst, the blessing and curse of deathless eternity, and the unabashed love of big bats.

Description: Sometimes you want to swear! Sometimes you don't. Sometimes you're a little conflicted about it I guess?

Description: You don’t need to be a square just because you value critical thinking, man! It’s good to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out.

Description: Bats are pretty cool, aren't they? I like drawing bats. And these ones are vampire bats who've turned red from all the blood they've sucked. BATS!

Description: Vaccines are a home-run for science and medicine. While there may be side-effects in some cases, they are massively outweighed by the benefits. It really isn’t more complicated than that.

Description: It's a group photo of the spoopiest group of friends you'll ever see - living, dead, or undead.

Description: The results are in and everyone agrees: the best vampires are repulsive, rat-like Nosferatu-types, not suave, seductive Dracula-types. Those are the types there are.

Description: I really like bats. Especially the ones that look indistinct except for the glowing edges! You know the ones.

Description: It’s the Raven, the eponymous hero of Edgar Allan Poe’s classic noir crime drama, with his laconic catchphrase: “Oh no, not again!”. Lenore just keeps getting kidnapped, and who has to rescue her? Yep – it’s the Raven.

Description: This skeleton raises a bony hand in greeting and says "hey". Forget about Halloween - this skeleton is getting ready for World Hello Day (November 21). Drawn in Procreate!

Description: "...so of course I told her the preferred term is 'defleshed person', but she just kept using the s-word. Worst blind date ever!"

Description: Biologists have recently concluded that fish are among the most whimsical animals living today.

Description: Here are some colourful cartoon birds I drew! They’re a pretty cheerful bunch, except for the raven. Looks like he’s had it with all these chirpy birds on this midnight dreary! “Nevermore”, indeed!

Description: Bats are great, aren't they? I sure like 'em!

Description: Before YOLO, before Carpe Diem… there was Memento Mori. At least I’m like 60% certain that was the order.

Description: You don’t need to be a square just because you value critical thinking, man! It’s good to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out.

Description: Here’s some old, worn and weathered concrete, combined with some retro-inspired colorful leafy herbs! Wow.

Description: You know that impotent rage when the mainframe interface matrix protocol isn’t clustering properly? This robot is the very embodiment of that rage!

Description: Here’s some old, worn and weathered concrete, color inverted and combined with some shiny 3D geometry in red and blue! Wow.

Description: Like Titanic Iceberg Liaison or Death Star Exhaust Port Safety Czar, Trump White House Ethics Lawyer is one of those absurd, joke job titles – except this one is allegedly real! Whatever alleged witness tampering he committed was clearly super ethical!

Description: Here’s some old, worn and weathered concrete, overlaid with lines in one of the finest colors the visual spectrum has to offer: blue! Wow.

Description: Here’s some old, worn and weathered concrete that looked very drab – until I inverted it and added stripes! Stripes of varying thickness, with some 80s-inspired colors! Wow.

Description: I took some photos of some old, worn and weathered concrete and glued them together in Photoshop. That looked very drab, but then I added stripes! Stripes of varying thickness! Wow.

Description: As an icy fog rolls in from the phosphorescent sea, whispering secrets too vast and terrible for the mind to encompass; as hoary abominations slither and gibber in the foreboding gloom, you realize you forgot to turn off the stove.

Description: Bats are pretty cool, aren't they? I like drawing bats. BATS!

Description: Whether Liberal or Conservative, snowflakes are tiny ice crystals whose shapes are determined by the temperature and humidity at which they are formed, growing by net accretion to the incipient crystals in hexagonal formations.

Description: Bats are pretty cool, aren't they? I like drawing bats. BATS!

Description: This black cat is not impressed with the offerings you have brought.

Description: Is your black metal band called Dark Chocolate, but you still don't have a logo? Well, you're in luck! I just made one for you! Or maybe you're a metalhead who wants to pseudo-covertly celebrate Chocolate Day (February 9)? That's cool too!