KyleNaasArt

Description: Life sucks, so suck it. Or it doesn’t in which case good for you then have a lollipop ya lucky jerk.

Description: Cupcakes are just muffins that dared to dream…or just like to get dolled up. The two things aren’t mutually exclusive though.

Description: Talk that crap? Get the zap! Disclaimer: results of zap vary from slight tickle to ruining pants. Death is not possible on any setting.

Description: Geese are evil. Not a one of em is redeemable. You ever seen their actual tongues? Don’t google it.

Description: Who else but the furry little bandits known as raccoons epitomize being both classy and trashy with such refined elegance and minimal effort? Reality television stars. That’s who.

Description: Ideas are cool but it’s unnecessary to share all of them with everyone. Anyway, here’s a skull lightbulb in different dimensions.

Description: Did you try? Are you sure? Really? Well either way here’s a ribbon to commemorate your “effort”.

Description: A monster for when you’re on the go all the time, or just tooling around town. Solid chance he ends up in a cabinet and never used after a month or two.

Description: Cellphones are absolute marvels. All the knowledge, give or take, of the world and we use it to argue with strangers and look at cats.

Description: Books are objectively one of the coolest things. Staring at tattooed sheered off tree skin and hallucinating. Except my freshman year college psych book, that one made me cry.

Description: Cupcakes are just slutty muffins, and we love them for it.

Description: Life has been hard the last few years, even for the dumpsters.

Description: Holiday shopping can be terrifying. Scare the scaries away with a scary of your own.

Description: Christmas can be a nightmare already, but the gift monster makes it even more so. But in a cute way.