LaFree

Description: A three ring circus in a one horse town.

Description: In dog beers, I’ve only had one.

Description: I always get 2 one-eyed tacos. With chips and guac.

Description: That’s gonna leave a mark!

Description: I didn’t choose the pug life. The pug life chose me.

Description: We are all mad here

Description: Live in the MEOW

Description: It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

Description: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a Cuban sandwich and a cigar.

Description: Rock on, rat boy!

Description: Meanwhile, 20,000 leagues under the the deli counter….

Description: Dude. That was awesome.

Description: I think it’s time to unplug for a while.

Description: If the shoe fits…

Description: You can put lipstick on a pig… it’s still a pig

Description: Not the brightest fish in the toolbox

Description: This bull has had it up to here