Coyote Shirts

Hi ho, there’s chaos to spread! So giddy up, Sparkle Farts and let’s get to work. Grab your unicorn and ride!

Night shift, we get the shift done. If it’s the hospital, restaurants, the factory or warehouse, night shift is what saves the business. It’s when the shift gets real. What doesn’t kill you makes you weirder.

When you’re having trouble with your tech, and it’s giving you the blues, you want to compute, but not on this OS, here’s what you got to do. Pick up the phone, we’re always home, call me anytime. I live a life of tech. When you need to get your nerd stuff done, we’re here.

Stick 'em up, way up. Hands over your head, this is a CT Scan. CT Techs tell more people to put their hands up than bank robbers. So assume the position and nobody gets hurt.

Start your day with Rontgen Charms. Fluffy marshmallows of green skulls, blue lungs, pink spines, yellow scapula, and organic pelvis makes this shirt a great part of your day. And they're all magically diagnostic. A parody of Lucy Charms.

Colonoscopy, fighting colorectal cancers one derriere at a time. So have yours scoped out. Keep cancer away with a regular colonoscopy. Good colon health is important, and getting a colonoscopy can help catch colorectal cancer early when it is most curable.

Colonoscopy shines a light where the sun don't shine. Good colon health is important, and getting a colonoscopy can help catch colorectal cancer early when it is most curable. So remember your gastroenterologists recommendations and get scoped out.

At a certain age we trade the hokey-pokey for the colonoscopy. Good colon health is important, and getting a colonoscopy can help catch colorectal cancer early when it is most curable. So remember your gastroenterologists recommendations and get scoped out.

One of North America's most famous pictographs, She Who Watches (Tsagaglala, Tsagiglala) is found along the Columbia River Gorge on Horsethief Butte. The picture is of a large eyed woman who, according to legend, was a chief of her tribe of Native Americans whom Coyote set in stone to keep watch over her people.

Originally formed by the Adena Culture, maintained by the Hopewell, and later remodeled by the Fort Ancient people, the Great Serpent Mound in Peebles, Ohio, is the largest serpent effigy mound in the world. Located on the Serpent Mound crater plateau, the mound is 1,348-feet-long and about 3 feet high. The soil for the earthworks was carried up from the Ohio Bush Creek below and the mound was built in stages. While there is some evidence that the mound was intended to be an astrological calendar, the actual angles are slightly off (by less than 2 degrees of arc) and also require viewing positions that aren't well marked.

When you've worked in radiology, you've seen enough to know that you've been there and imaged all that. We image all parts of the body, and lots of things that can happen to the body, and lots of things that can be stuck in a body. You've probably seen it all.

Warning, you're about to enter Zone IV and cross the 5 gauss line. You may experience a strong attraction to your MRI Tech. This is normal, it's an occupational hazard. Don't try to fight it. Hopeless romantics should not enter. Authorized personnel only.

The Uffington White Horse, created between 1380 and 550 BCE, is a Bronze or Iron Age hill figure near Uffington, UK, carved into the turf and filled with crushed chalk. It's minimalist depiction of a galloping horse.

We keep the memories for those who are losing them, the heart does not forget. Great gift for for anyone caring for the elderly, to aid dementia awareness. You do not fight alone.

Just like donuts, it's always time to take the x-rays. X-ray in the morning, X-ray in the evening, X-ray in the wee hours of the night. Because one thing is sure, even though you just took the x-rays, it's time to take the x-rays again. That's the rad tech life.

It's a Rad Tech life. You can spell radical without rad, and you can't spell party without RT. Scrubs with barium stains, aching back from the c-arm and immobile bariatric patients, or learning patience by explaining how you want the patient to be positioned for the third time it's a good life. Outpatient or in hospital, it's all the same, saving lives one x-ray at a time.

Step on up for the worse drinks ever served. In the fluoro suite, we'll serve you barium at both ends, coming and going, in and out. Sure, it may taste terrible, but it does light up the radiograph and enables us to see all sorts of anatomy better. And just when you think you can't take anymore, we'll find a new orifice to top off. All a part of the service in the Fluoroscopy Cafe.

You don't frighten me, my fairy godmother is Baba Yaga. Some people want the bippity and boppity, but get yourself a godmother who will gift you the secrets to womanhood and a magic skull lantern.

You don't frighten me, my fairy godmother is Baba Yaga. Some people want the bippity and boppity, but get yourself a godmother who will gift you the secrets to womanhood and a magic skull lantern.

Let's give the dandelions a hand, shall we. A dandelion made of bones surrounding a radiation symbol.

Ah, the Northwestern Territories, now known as Ohio. If you live here it ain’t half bad. It’s the farthest East of the West, and the farthest North of the South as they say. From one side to the other, we have it all. Including the weather, when it’s in season. A Great Lake to the north, the mighty Ohio River to the south, the Appalachia Mountains on the East, grassland prairie on the West. We’ve got ancient sites and modern marvels, world class museums and orchestras.

Do you love Ohio? Show them where your heart is. You may love some parts more than others, but don’t you really love the whole state? From the Ohio River to the rocky shores of Lake Erie, from Pennsylvania to Indiana, we’ve got it all.

The often imitated and pirated, this is the original design. It's printed in high-resolution with crisp imaging. What do aliens and sonographers have in common? If you run into either in a professional sense, chances are you're going to be probed. Funny shirt for the ultrasound tech in your life, a student, or people who appreciate aliens.

As a cancer survivor; part of me is missing, radioactive, and a toxic waste dump, part of me tried to kill the rest of me, but I'm still standing. A t-shirt for yourself or for that cancer survivor in your life.

Three hares chasing each other, an ancient symbol of several religions, drawn so two hares share the same ear. They symbol has many meanings, but illuminates the trifold nature of the godhead.

Cleveland is the land, and you gotta see it to believe it. Visit Cleveland, the North Coast, for the sports, the arts, the food, the air show, downtown, museums, music, the birthplace of Rock and Roll. We have it all in the land of the Cuyahoga Valley.

Menhirs, dolmens, or taules. Circles, henges, cairns and cists, you name it. We're crazy for megalithic structures like Stonehenge. So you might say we're cold stone crazy, too.

You tell them, Buddy. Love what you do, and you'll work hard like everyone else. But it does help if you enjoy what you're doing, like scanning people. The Emergency Department wants another head to toe full-body scan? No problem-o. Would you like a smile with that scan?

Be the best rad tech with the best technique, and don't forget to image wisely and gently. Get ahold of your mAs and let them know you're watching out for them. Let you'r patient be confident you know your milliampere-seconds from your kilovotage peak.

In diagnostic imaging, we know if you've been naughty or nice. Image your holiday spirit this Christmas wishing everyone a Merry X-raymas. An x-rayed present lets them know you can't hide from radiology. Give the gift of humor to your patient and coworkers and wish them a Merry X-ray.

What could be wrong about wanting to be the Krampus? You're Santa Claus' right-hand creepy pet demon that switches and carries off the bad kids (how's that lump of coal looking now) around Christmas time.

Not like it's a competition or anything, but my Secret Santa kicks your Secret Santa's butt. Give the gift they'll be talking about, or show your Christmas Holiday love for your Secret Santa at the office, home, church, or organization. Whether you celebrate Xmas with Secret Santa or White Elephant gift giving, this tshirt is the perfect gift idea. Let them know who has the best.

Sing a song of magpies, one for sorrow. For the folklore, the magic, and things old buy not forgotten. An augury of the birds.

X-ray graffiti with jack-o-lanterns for your rad tech Halloween festivities. Let them know you work in the spookiest part of the hospital or office, radiology. The place where skeletons are just part of the job along with radiation, we always keep the lights low, and things go beep in the dark.

Bremsstrahlung, or "braking radiation", is the radiation produced free electrons when they are deflected by electric fields or nuclei of atoms. This is how radiological technologist create x-rays. We throw a lot of electrons at a target made of tungsten, and as those electrons interact with the target, we get x-ray radiation. So, got bremsstrahlung?

Sonographers are all about the gain. Pain is optional. Okay, well, depending on the condition, they may have to poke very deeply. Also, there are the occupational hazard pains. Funny shirt for the ultrasound tech in your life, a student, or yourself if you turn the gain up all the way.