Lavender Lantern

Description: Be positive as recklessly as possible

Description: Sahelanthropus tchadensis is the oldest known hominin at 7 million years old. This fine lad is nicknamed Toumaï

Description: Like solar punk, but more shiny

Description: Remain silly in the face of the horrors

Description: Full commitment to the goofs

Description: My joints hurt and I'm mad at the government.

Description: For everyone who's been told to suck it up buttercup.

Description: You can be bothered!