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Pi Pie Card
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Description: 3.14 with ice cream.

Tags: 314, apple pie, cake, cherry pie, humor

Pi Pie Card

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Turtle Power Card

Description: One turtlepower equals 44,000 foot-clan pounds of work per minute.

Tags: donatello, leonardo, michelangelo, mutant, ninja

Turtle Power Card

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Star Battles Chapter IV: The New Savior Card

Description: Brought to you by the Wilt Dasney Corporation

Tags: a new hope, bootleg, bootleg parody, chinese, knockoff
Pumpkin Spice Bleach Card

Description: It's great for Lattes!

Tags: advertising, bleach, coffee, consumerism, corporate

Pumpkin Spice Bleach Card

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Work, Sleep, Consume, Die Card

Description: Anti-Live, Laugh, Love

Tags: collective, consume, devotional, die, inspirational

Work, Sleep, Consume, Die Card

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Work, Sleep, Consume, Die Card

Description: Anti-Live, Laugh, Love

Tags: collective, consume, devotional, die, inspirational

Work, Sleep, Consume, Die Card

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We're Not Gonna Make It Card
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Description: Science can't save you

Tags: annihilation, apocalypse, astronaut, death, doomsday

We're Not Gonna Make It Card

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Art Book Art the Clown (Terrifier 2) Card
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Description: Drawing from the art book scene in Terrifier 2.

Tags: art book, art the clown, clown, dark humor, drawing

Art Book Art the Clown (Terrifier 2) Card

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Clever Movie Reference Card

Description: Only certain people will get it.

Tags: clever, film, film humor, film meme, film reference

Clever Movie Reference Card

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Clever Movie Reference Card

Description: Only certain people will get it.

Tags: clever, film, film humor, film meme, film reference

Clever Movie Reference Card

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Emperor's Throne Room Window Card

Description: "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your friends is yours."

Tags: chancellor palpatine, darth sidious, darth vader, death star, death star battle

Emperor's Throne Room Window Card

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Bespin Duel Window Card

Description: Watch your step, Luke.

Tags: bespin, bespin duel, bespin window, cloud city, cloud city duel

Bespin Duel Window Card

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Earth Truck War Rig (The Road Warrior) Card

Description: It's written on the side of the door.

Tags: earth, furiosa, fury road, grafitti, mack truck
The Wasteland Card

Description: Feral kids love it out there.

Tags: apocalypse, australia, blood, bloody, boomerang

The Wasteland Card

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Crusaders Restaurant Church Card
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Description: Food Worship

Tags: bible, christ, christian, christianity, church

Crusaders Restaurant Church Card

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Happy Thanksgiving! (Human Turkey Edition) Card

Description: You should see what turkeys eat for dessert.

Tags: cannibal, cannibalism, cartoon, eat, feast
Healthy Fat Card
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Description: A medium avocado contains about 15 grams of monounsaturated fat.

Tags: bodybuilding, diet, exercise, fat, fitness

Healthy Fat Card

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Don't Ask Questions! Just Consume Product and then Get Excited for Next Product Card
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Description: Let's stop expanding universes, please.

Tags: buy, cartoon, cash, consume, consumerism
Chernobyl Farms Card
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Description: Come meet Bepa! The two-headed pig!

Tags: accident, chernobyl, cute, farm, farmer

Chernobyl Farms Card

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Sleep Guy Card
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Description: Go to sleep

Tags: cartoon, drool, funny, lazy, nap

Sleep Guy Card

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Consume Girl Card
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Description: consume, consume, CONSUME!

Tags: buying, cartoon, child, eating, fat

Consume Girl Card

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Death Crow Card
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Description: The final stage of the collective.

Tags: bird, cartoon, collective, consumerism, crow

Death Crow Card

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Milk Me Card
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Description: The cow was asking for it.

Tags: animal, calf, cattle, cute, dairy

Milk Me Card

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