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Zombie Warning Shorts
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Description: Satirical zombie warning

Tags: halloween, the walking dead, undead, zombie apocalypse, zombie halloween

Zombie Warning Shorts

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Frank from Downtown Shorts
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Description: Retro Frank the Hooper in mid jump shot.

Tags: basketball, classic monsters, frankensteins monster, halloween, hooper

Frank from Downtown Shorts

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Classic Monster Poker Game Shorts

Description: Classic movie monsters involved in a "not so friendly" poker game.

Tags: creature from the black lagoon, frankenstein, horror, monster, scary

Classic Monster Poker Game Shorts

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Frankenstein Shreds Shorts
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Description: Classic movie monster Frankenstein playing the iconic EVH "Frankenstrat" electric guitar.

Tags: band, classic monsters, guitar, horror, monster

Frankenstein Shreds Shorts

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Pharaoh of Phunk Shorts
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Description: The Pharaoh will play the keys until his fingers fall. Fortunately we have a large supply of gauze.

Tags: classic horror, classic monsters, halloween, horror, keyboard

Pharaoh of Phunk Shorts

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Drac Drops a Beat Shorts
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Description: Founding member of the Graveyard Shift, Dracula can play a mean bass line.

Tags: count dracula, dracula prince of darkness, halloween, horror, monster

Drac Drops a Beat Shorts

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The Transformation Shorts
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Description: Design depicts the werewolf transformation under a bright full moon.

Tags: halloween, horror halloween, werewolf, werewolf design, werewolf monster

The Transformation Shorts

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Gothic Crystal Gazer Shorts
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Description: I forsee this shirt in your wardrobe.

Tags: dark, gothic, halloween, horror, spooky

Gothic Crystal Gazer Shorts

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Flaming Hot Rod Scull Shorts
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Description: Dark, classic Hot Rod or Rockabilly style scull with orange and red flames.

Tags: car culture, flames, hot rod, pinstripe, rock

Flaming Hot Rod Scull Shorts

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Happy Hullaween Shorts
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Description: A trio of cute Hula dancers wearing Tiki style masks of their favorite classic monsters.

Tags: classic monsters, creature from the black lagoon, cute, dracula, frankenstein

Happy Hullaween Shorts

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Classic Monster Tiki Shorts

Description: Four classic movie monsters combined to terrorize unsuspecting beachgoers. Hawaiian themed Tiki pole.

Tags: creature, creature from the black lagoon, dracula, frankenstein, halloween

Classic Monster Tiki Shorts

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Aloha-Ween! Shorts
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Description: Hawaiian themed "Pineapple-O-Lantern" set on a Hawaiian beach at dusk.

Tags: halloween gifts, halloweentee, hawaii, hawaiian, hawaiian islands

Aloha-Ween! Shorts

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Pine-O-Lantern Shorts
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Description: Hawaiian Style Halloween "Pine-O-Lantern". A unique "take-off" from the traditional Jack-O-Latern Halloween decoration.

Tags: funny, halloween, hawaii, hawaiian, hawaiian style

Pine-O-Lantern Shorts

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"Hula Till You're Hollow" Skeleton Hula Dancers Shorts
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Description: Retro illustration of Hula dancing skeletons with the caption "Hula Till You're Hollow". Slightly distressed

Tags: funny skeleton, halloween, hawaiian, hula dancer, skeleton halloween
Can I Pet That Dawg? Shorts

Description: Halloween inspired Can I Pet That Dawg design with a terrorific flaming dogs head. Probably want to think twice about getting friendly with this one!

Tags: animal halloween, dog, halloween dog, halloweenshirt, horror

Can I Pet That Dawg? Shorts

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Terrifying Chihuahua Shorts
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Description: Chihuahua wearing it's scary Halloween mask prepared to terrorize the neighborhood for tasty treats. Slightly distressed.

Tags: chihuahua, chihuahua dog lover, chihuahua mom, chihuahuas, halloween

Terrifying Chihuahua Shorts

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The Creature in "deep" thought Shorts

Description: The Creature from the Black Lagoon is contemplating his choice of careers since the Box Office dried up.

Tags: classic monsters, creature, creature from the black lagoon, funny halloween, halloween

The Creature in "deep" thought Shorts

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Pool Boy Blues Shorts
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Description: Coming never to a theater near you! The Creature from the Black Lagoon at his side gig.

Tags: classic monsters, creature, halloween, horror, monsters

Pool Boy Blues Shorts

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Retro Scooter Date Shorts
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Description: Retro skeleton couple on a scooter for a night out on the town.

Tags: halloween, mods, mods and rockers, retro, scootering

Retro Scooter Date Shorts

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Frankenstein's Night Out Shorts
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Description: Frankenstein and his Bride take a much needed break and find the time to catch a movie and spend some quality time together.

Tags: classic monsters, frankensteins monster, halloween, horror, monster

Frankenstein's Night Out Shorts

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Pumpkin Spillin' Seeds Shorts

Description: A little gross, this pukin' pumpkin had a little too much candy corn and it has caught up with it. Y'all take it easy with the candy this Halloween!

Tags: halloween, halloween humour, halloweentee, pumpkin, pumpkin humour

Pumpkin Spillin' Seeds Shorts

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Vintage USA 250 Floral Shorts
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Description: USA floral design displaying American pride.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, independence day, patriotic

Vintage USA 250 Floral Shorts

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US 250 - Patriots Stand United Shorts

Description: A design celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States. Slightly distressed design.

Tags: 1776 2026, 250 years america, 4th of july, independence day, patriotic

US 250 - Patriots Stand United Shorts

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United States Flags 250 Years Shorts

Description: A Patriotic tribute to the first and current United States flags and our 250 year history of patriotism.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american flag, betsy ross flag

United States Flags 250 Years Shorts

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Patriotic Eagle Shorts
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Description: Slightly distressed image of the bald eagle and our US flag with a patriotic message.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, fourth of july, independence day

Patriotic Eagle Shorts

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U.S. Army 250 Year Tribute Shorts

Description: A tribute to the 250th anniversary of the United States Army commisioned June 14th, 1775. Dedicated and thanks to all who have served.

Tags: army, army veteran, army wife, military, military veteran

U.S. Army 250 Year Tribute Shorts

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U.S. Army "This We'll Defend" Shorts
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Description: U.S. Army motto "This We'll Defend" snake and staff t-shirt. A tribute to those that served and sacrificed for the United States.

Tags: army, army veteran, military, military veteran, soldier

U.S. Army "This We'll Defend" Shorts

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US Army Side-By-Side Shorts
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Description: A tribute to the dedicated men and women who served in the US Army since it was established 250 years ago. Thanks to all who served and sacrificed for this country.

Tags: 4th of july, army, independence day, military, patriotic

US Army Side-By-Side Shorts

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United States Navy 250 Tribute Shorts
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Description: A tribute to the US Navy's 250th anniversary. Depicts a circa 1776 Naval ship sailing beside a modern battleship. Honoring all who served and sacrificed for our country.

Tags: military, navy, navy blue, navy seal, navy ships

United States Navy 250 Tribute Shorts

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Patriotic Rooster with a message. Shorts
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Description: A fiercly patriotic rooster with a message for those who are not proud of the US flag or the red, white and blue. Slightly distressed text and image.

Tags: 4th of july, f caw f, fcawf, fcawf rooster, independence day

Patriotic Rooster with a message. Shorts

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Firefighter Tribute Shorts
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Description: A tribute to the tireless ground and air firefighting crews battlng the countries wildfires.

Tags: fire department, firefighter, firefighter dad, firefighter mom, firefighter wife

Firefighter Tribute Shorts

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State of the State Shorts

Description: State of California political satire.

Tags: california, california bear, california flag, california republic, california state flag

State of the State Shorts

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Burnin' Down The House Shorts

Description: State of California political satire.

Tags: california, california politics, gavin, gavin newsom, newsom

Burnin' Down The House Shorts

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End of the Trail Shorts

Description: State of California political satire - The Governor rides the grizzly and closes in on the end of his term.

Tags: california, california bear, california flag, california republic, political

End of the Trail Shorts

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Reboot California Shorts

Description: The California Grizzly Bear encourages you to participate in the Primary Election on June 2, 2026. Make California Golden again.

Tags: california bear, california future, california republic, election 2026

Reboot California Shorts

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Distressed State of California Flag Shorts

Description: Distressed California State Flag depicting a wounded Grizzly Bear representing the demise of a once great and beautiful state.

Tags: california, flag, home state, state flag, state pride

Distressed State of California Flag Shorts

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