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I have been drawing cartoons everywhere from Inchon to Baghdad, thanks to my travel agency, the U.S. Army and my tendency to be in the wrong place...
Fort Graham, Kansas

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MND-SouthEast Patch Tapestry

Description: MND-SE was the area of Iraq centered around Basrah and led by the UK contingent. I picked this patch up while I was at Camp Victory.

Tags: army, camp victory, coalition, freedom, gwot
Who wants to be tall? Tapestry
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Description: No kidding!

Tags: academy awards, actor, actress, beauty, celebrity
Sugies Tapestry

Description: A Lost Hollywood site. Sugie's Tropics was a well-known American-Chinese restaurant. I wonder if they served sweet and sour chicken bones...

Tags: advertising, american, beverly hills, chinese, classic
Earl Carroll Theatre-Restaurant Tapestry
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Description: A Lost Hollywood site... Dancing AND Dinner!

Tags: actors, dancer, dancing, defunct, dinner
Candy Johnson 3 Tapestry
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Description: The Candy Johnson Show! Featuring Larry Alltop and the Exciters. As seen on Missile Beach Party.

Tags: beach party, beach party bingo, bikini beach, dancer, dancing
Candy Johnson 2 Tapestry
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Description: The Candy Johnson Show! Featuring Larry Alltop and the Exciters! As seen on Motorcycle Beach.

Tags: beach life, beach party, bikini beach, dance, dancer
Candy Johnson 1 Tapestry
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Description: Featuring Larry Alltop and The Exciters! As seen in Twistin' Beach Party Bingo!

Tags: 1960s, annette funicello, beach party, bikini beach, dancer
Baggage Claim Bag 3 Tapestry
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Description: Be sure to watch out for luggage thieves, especially if you have jewelry or designer lingerie.

Tags: atomic, biden, dc values, democrat, joe biden
Baggage Claim Bag 2 Tapestry
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Description: Be sure to watch your bags at the airport, especially if you have jewelry or designer lingerie.

Tags: atomic, democrat, joe biden, luggage, nuclear
Baggage Claim Baggage 1 Tapestry
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Description: Watch your luggage, especially if you have jewelry or designer lingerie.

Tags: atomic, democrat, department of energy, joe biden, nuclear
Roaring 20's Tapestry
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Description: The Roaring 20s Steak House and Lounge was one of the lost restaurants of the Space Race era.

Tags: apollo, astronauts, cape canaveral, cocoa beach, florida
Polaris4 Tapestry
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Description: The Polaris Motel of Cocoa Beach is one of the best landmarks of Cocoa Beach.

Tags: apollo, astronauts, canaveral, cocoa beach, florida
Polaris3 Tapestry
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Description: The Polaris Motel, one of the well-known landmarks in Cocoa Beach during the Space Race.

Tags: apollo, astronaut, canavera, canaveral, cocoa beach
Satellite 4 Tapestry

Description: Another lost hotel on the Space Coast. During the Space Race no doubt there were a lot of tourists and engineers who stayed at the Satellite Motel while at Cocoa Beach.

Tags: apollo, astronauts, canaveral, cape kennedy, cocoa beach
Satellite 2 Tapestry

Description: Another lost hotel on the Space Coast. During the Space Race no doubt there were a lot of tourists and engineers who stayed at the Satellite Motel while at Cocoa Beach.

Tags: apollo, astronauts, canaveral, cape kennedy, cocoa beach
Satellite2 Tapestry

Description: Another lost hotel on the Space Coast. During the Space Race no doubt there were a lot of tourists and engineers who stayed at the Satellite Motel while at Cocoa Beach.

Tags: apollo, astronauts, canaveral, cocoa beach, gemini
Task Force Scopitone Tapestry
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Description: During Operation Iraqi Freedom the Multi-National Corps Iraq (MNCI) formed an Information Operations Task Force to combat enemy disinformation and misinformation and to reach target audiences with positive information about the Coalition. IOn effect, we wanted the insurgents to dance to OUR tune instead of the other way around. What better nickname could we have than Task Force Scopitone, named after the crazy multilingual music videos of the 1960s! The "badge" incorporated twin palm trees as a frame, a sword with a lightning bolt signified information as a weapon and the snake being hit with it represented the insurgency.

Tags: baghdad, busters battery, cartoons, humor, information warfare
Wokism is just Communism Tapestry

Description: If you ever take a look at a woke idiot speaking and think to yourself "this thing sounds like a commie but I can't put my finger on why" this should add some clarity to your thought processes.

Tags: antifa, blm, commie, communism, humor
Iron Curtain Speech 2 Tapestry

Description: On March 5th, 1946, Former Prime Minister Winston Churchill gave his "Iron Curtain" speech at Fulton, Missouri, galvanizing the free world against the communist threat posed by the USSR.

Tags: army, cold war, communism, free world, fulton
Commie Tactics Tapestry

Description: One of many tactics communists used to take over trade unions... and school boards. Be awake, not woke.

Tags: antifa, antifascist, black lives matters, blm, cartoons
How to spot an American Commie Tapestry

Description: Pay particular attention to #7. It might ***Ring A Bell***.

Tags: antifa, commies, antifascist, earl browder, cartoons
Witch Gun 31mm Tapestry
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Description: I saw this in a museum in Hanau. It seems that witches really made a pest of themselves to the point where a local gunmaker named stuck came up with a way to get rid of them. Soon, those broom-riding vermin emigrated France, where that sort of thing was more tolerated. Or at least that's what the Germans told me.

Tags: hesse, germany, hanau, grenade launcher, witch gun
Orange Berets in the Sinai Tapestry
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Description: The Multinational Force and Observers is the peacekeeping operation which has been in the Sinai since 1982. During my time there in 2007 I did a lot of cartoons but this has always kind of been my favorite.

Tags: the limb, humor, desert tours, israel, sinai
Al's Sinai Battlefield Tours Tapestry
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Description: While stationed in the Sinai as a peacekeeper I saw all kinds of moneymaking schemes: in Sharm el-Sheikh there was a MAS Bowling Center, in al-Arish there was a decent beach on the Mediterranean," and in Ismailia they have the Izakaya Restaurant where they serve a mean Double Chicken Hamburger. I'm surprised that no one started doing tours of the desert...

Tags: th limb, military, humor, sinai, egypt
Chicago Typewriter Tapestry
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Description: The old "Tommy Gun" went by a lot of names, including the Trench Broom and the Gun That Made the Twenties Roar... but I've always like Chicago Typewriter.

Tags: chicago typewriter, cartoons, chicago, gangsters, gun
Attention Men! Tapestry

Description: That's right! A dress will sweep away that pesky competition. In no time you'll be breaking records and be the sweetheart of social media and other idiots.

Tags: humor, busters battery, freedom, reality, truth
Inflation 10% Tapestry

Description: Bidenflation approaches 10%. Are you willing to CHANCE it?

Tags: inflation, anti joe biden, lets go brandon, bidenflation the cost of voting stupid, bidenflation
Wear a Dress Tapestry

Description: This pretty much says it.

Tags: busters battery, mental illness, out on a limb, stupidity, the limb
SGT Sam: PAO Tapestry
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Description: When your kid desperately needs a public relations doll!

Tags: action figure, cartoons, doll, gijoe, gi joe
Save the Ukraine! Tapestry
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Description: On February 23rd, 2022 Putin launched his naked war of aggression on the Ukraine. Show solidarity with the Ukrainians trying to save their country.

Tags: attack, bombing, democracy, freedom, invasion
343rd Patriot Missile Squadron Tapestry
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Description: From an episode in Saudi Arabia. ADA units sometime come under the control of the Air Component Commander, who is often USAF.

Tags: patriot missile, air defense artillery, saudi arabia, th limb, patch
"Oh dear. How sad. Never mind." Tapestry
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Description: You know the Sergeant-Major is being rather insincere when you hear this phrase.

Tags: quotes, veterans day, military, concert party, soldier
Hannibal Twin-8 Tapestry
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Description: Professor Fate's infamous automobile came up for auction around the time I did this one.

Tags: out on a limb, veteran, busters battery, soldier, the limb
Zawahiri 31JUL22 Tapestry
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Description: Ayman Mohammed Rabie al-Zawahiri was an Egyptian-born Islamic jihadist and terrorist. After the September 11 attacks, the United States Department of State offered a US$25 million reward for information or intelligence leading to al-Zawahiri's capture. He was killed in Afghanistan on July 21st, 2022. Good riddance.

Tags: afghanistan, 911 attacks, cartoons, humor, killer
Ring One Tapestry
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Description: Just like in those early space designs, Ring One orbits the Earth while spinning to compensate for zero-G.

Tags: space, rocketship, 1950s, space station, humor
Catching the Katnik! Tapestry
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Description: Space Force castronauts keep the world safe for democracy while having fun doing it!

Tags: space force, cartoon, satellite, orbit, busters battery

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