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Just a dad in my 40s goofing off and sharing my nonsense. If it makes me enough to buy a bottle of something while I survive my perimenopausal wife and pubescent daughter all the better!
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Tapestries

Aggresively Mediocre Tapestry
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Description: Honestly, this shirt is just the result of too much group chat and not enough adult supervision. “Aggresively Mediocre” was a dumb team name… and now it’s a dumb shirt. Wear it proudly, ironically, or accidentally — we support all choices here.

Tags: aggressively, funny, guys, humor, jersey
Elton Jaundice Tapestry
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Description: Honestly, this shirt is just the result of too much group chat and not enough adult supervision. “Elton Jaundice” was a dumb team name… and now it’s a dumb shirt. Wear it proudly, ironically, or accidentally — we support all choices here.

Tags: elton, funny, guys, jaundice, jersey
Skinemax Tapestry
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Description: Honestly, this shirt is just the result of too much group chat and not enough adult supervision. “Skinemax” was a dumb team name… and now it’s a dumb shirt. Wear it proudly, ironically, or accidentally — we support all choices here.

Tags: cinemax, classic, funny gift, guys, humor
Barden Bellas USO Tour 2017 Tapestry
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Description: Get pitch slapped in style with this aca-awesome Barden Bellas USO Tour tee! Whether you’re riff-off ready or just here to crush it like Fat Amy in rehearsal pants, this shirt hits more notes than Beca’s loop station. Warning: may cause spontaneous harmonizing and uncontrollable aca-scuse me’s.

Tags: acapella, anna kendrick, barden, barden bellas, bellas
Afro Buddha Tapestry
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Description: Honestly, this shirt is just the result of too much group chat and not enough adult supervision. “Afro Buddha” was a dumb team name… and now it’s a dumb shirt. Wear it proudly, ironically, or accidentally — we support all choices here.

Tags: buddha, buddha lover, buddhism, funny, humor
Straight Tuggin’ Tapestry
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Description: Honestly, this shirt is just the result of too much group chat and not enough adult supervision. “Straight Tuggin’” was a dumb team name… and now it’s a dumb shirt. Wear it proudly, ironically, or accidentally — we support all choices here.

Tags: boat, fisherman, fishing, fishing lover, funny
MD64 Tapestry
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Description: TB12 has one. My daughter wanted one. So I uploaded so she could get a tee. You can order one too. It’s weird but hey - hockey’s expensive.

Tags: hockey, ice hockey, hockey player, hockey life, hockey mom
Smooth Quarantine Tapestry
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Description: Honestly, this shirt is just the result of too much group chat and not enough adult supervision. “Smooth Quarantine” was a dumb team name… and now it’s a dumb shirt. Wear it proudly, ironically, or accidentally — we support all choices here.

Tags: king of pop, michael jackson, mj, moonwalker, smooth
Pasta La Vista Tapestry
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Description: Honestly, this shirt is just the result of too much group chat and not enough adult supervision. “Pasta La Vista” was a dumb team name… and now it’s a dumb shirt. Wear it proudly, ironically, or accidentally — we support all choices here.

Tags: arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, pasta lover, pastafarian, schwarzenegger
Hormonal Hurricane Tapestry
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Description: Brace yourself for the forecast: 100% chance of mood swings with scattered eye rolls. The Hormonal Hurricane is touching down—whether it’s hot flashes or slammed doors. Wear this shirt proudly regardless of whether you are the storm or the boat.

Tags: age, aging, getting old, gift ideas, hormone monster

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