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Time Travelers are the best. Tank Top
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Description: Time travelers are great. Like the best. Like wow.

Tags: 15th doctor, alien, dr who, ncuti gatwa, sci fi
I am the Meep Tank Top
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Description: I am the meep. I’m not an evil monster bent on world domination.

Tags: aliens, david tennant, dr who, meep, sci fi

I am the Meep Tank Top

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We are Not-Things Tank Top
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Description: We are not-things from beyond the universe. Shapes are difficult.

Tags: david tennant, galaxy, sci fi, tardis, the doctor

We are Not-Things Tank Top

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Sláinte Claddagh Patch design Tank Top
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Description: I took the claddagh and replaced the heart with a pint of the black stuff. Pints, friendship(hands), loyalty (the foam is the crown).

Tags: st paddys day, ireland, guinness, claddagh, st patricks
Lovely Day Toucan Tank Top
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Description: What a lovely day it is. This is a stained glass design of a toucan with a cold bevy on its beak.

Tags: stained glass, toucan, tropical, guinness, alcohol

Lovely Day Toucan Tank Top

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It’s a Lovely Day Tank Top
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Description: This is my patch style design of a toucan with a cold bevy on its beak. What a lovely day indeed.

Tags: ireland, toucan lover, irish american, guinness beer, party

It’s a Lovely Day Tank Top

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Flying Toucan Tank Top
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Description: Lovely day for a flying toucan. This is a patch style design of a flying toucan.

Tags: beer, bird, drinking, dublin, guinness

Flying Toucan Tank Top

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Celtic Fox Patch Style version 2 Tank Top
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Description: Celtic fox with Celtic knotwork in a patch style.

Tags: animal, animals, celtic, cute, fox lover
Celtic Fox Patch Style Tank Top
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Description: A Celtic fox in a patch style.

Tags: animal, celtic, celtic knot, cute, fox lover

Celtic Fox Patch Style Tank Top

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Celtic Dogs Tank Top
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Tags: celtic, celtic cross, celtic ornament, dog, dog lover

Celtic Dogs Tank Top

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Claddagh Celtic Cross Tank Top
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Description: Claddagh Celtic Cross in a patch style.

Tags: celtic, celtic cross, celtic knot, celtic ornament, heart

Claddagh Celtic Cross Tank Top

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Celtic Sea Horse Tank Top

Description: This is a Celtic sea horse design in patch style.

Tags: celtic, celtic art, celtic symbol, horse, horse lover

Celtic Sea Horse Tank Top

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Fuck Allergies Tank Top

Description: Allergies suck. That’s the design.

Tags: allergies, botanical, botanical illustration, floral, floral painting

Fuck Allergies Tank Top

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I Don’t Fucking Care Tank Top

Description: This is a floral watercolor design that says “I don’t fucking care.”

Tags: floral, floral design, floral illustration, floral pattern, flower

I Don’t Fucking Care Tank Top

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Fuck Off Floral Tank Top

Description: Just a bunch of watercolor flowers. That’s it. Nothing else to see here.

Tags: botanical illustration, floral, floral painting, florals, flower

Fuck Off Floral Tank Top

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Leave Me Alone Tank Top

Description: Leave me alone! That’s all. That’s the shirt.

Tags: botanical illustration, floral, floral painting, flower, flowers

Leave Me Alone Tank Top

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Ood Vibes Only Tank Top
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Description: It’s an ood from Doctor Who and a parody of the “good vibes only” saying. That’s the shirt.

Tags: alien, doctor who gift, gallifrey, good vibes, ood

Ood Vibes Only Tank Top

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Ood Vibes Tank Top
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Description: It’s an Ood from Doctor Who with a parody on Good vibes.

Tags: alien, extraterrestrial, good vibes, good vibes only, ood

Ood Vibes Tank Top

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God Vibes Only Tank Top
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Description: Admit it….you searched for “good vibes only” but you accidentally missed an o. And here we are. You are now obligated to buy this design. I don’t make the rules.

Tags: funny, good, good vibes only, greek gods, humor

God Vibes Only Tank Top

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Crippling Debt Tank Top
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Description: The world is dying and I have crippling debt. Yay!

Tags: adventure, debt free lifestyle, funnytee, luggage, money

Crippling Debt Tank Top

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God Vibes Only Tank Top

Description: This is for those who made a typo when searching for “good vibes only.” God vibes only is for the self-righteous indignatious egocentric among us. For we are gods among men! Or whatever. This is a joke.

Tags: clouds, funny, god, good, good vibes

God Vibes Only Tank Top

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River Horse Tank Top
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Description: My son loves hippos. So really, this is for him- a mandala hippo.

Tags: animal, animals, cute, cute hippopotamus, funny

River Horse Tank Top

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Being Grown-Up is Dumb Tank Top
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Description: Being an adult sucks. Be a kid instead. This design shows an adult dressed in business attire playing with toy trucks on the ground. Perfect Father’s Day gift for the dad who still loves being a kid.

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting is hard, adultish, childish

Being Grown-Up is Dumb Tank Top

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Good Vibes Only Parody Tank Top

Description: Every time I see “ Good Vibes Only” I always feel like there is an ultimatum…like “ or else” This is a parody of that phrase.

Tags: funny, good, good vibes, happy, humor

Good Vibes Only Parody Tank Top

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Be Kind. Or Don’t. I don’t Care. Tank Top
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Description: This is a parody of the Be kind tee shirts. It features a punk lettering in a patch style that reads “be kind. Or don’t. I don’t care.” it has a bee and a flower.

Tags: anti bullying, be kind kids, funny quote, funny saying, funnytee
Midlife Merit Badges 20 Tank Top

Description: These are merit badges you get once you’ve hit the middle of your life.

Tags: alien, boating, camping, father, gifts

Midlife Merit Badges 20 Tank Top

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Cheetah Mandala Tank Top
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Description: A Mandala design of a cheetahs face.

Tags: abstract, cheetah, cheetah design, cheetah pattern, cheetah print

Cheetah Mandala Tank Top

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Man Riding Bear Tank Top
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Description: This is a patch style piece featuring a bald man riding a bear. What’s not to love!?

Tags: animal, animals, bday, bears, cute

Man Riding Bear Tank Top

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Whiskey Aficionado Midlife Merit Badges Tank Top
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Description: Midlife Marv’s first Midlife Merit badge was the Whiskey Aficionado merit badge. After hating whiskey all of his life, Marv suddenly finds whiskey delicious and interesting. All it took was one tour through an Irish whiskey distillery. Before long, he had a collection of whiskies from around the world and he built his own home pub in his unfinished basement.

Tags: alcohol, beer, bourbon, drink, drinking
Saved By Aliens Midlife Merit Badge Tank Top

Description: Midlife Marv is rescued off the desert island by his alien buddies. This patch style design shows a middle age man getting abducted by aliens from a desert island.

Tags: alien, alien ufo, aliens, beach, extraterrestrial
Street Busker Midlife Merit Badge Tank Top
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Description: Midlife Marv returned to earth and found meaning in life again with music performance. But he couldn’t find anyone to play in his alien abduction focused band, so he does it all himself. This patch style design features a one man band performing for passersby.

Tags: bald man, band, funny, funny bald, gift
Ear Ring Midlife Merit Badge Tank Top
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Description: Midlife Marv got himself an ear ring. He doesn’t care that people think it’s weird or that the hoop is too big in proportion to his ear, making him look like some kind of pirate accountant. And that’s why midlife Marv is so cool.

Tags: bald, bald man, bday, earrings, father
Weight loss Midlife Merit Badge Tank Top
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Description: Midlife Marv lost his dad bod in the weight room and feels decades younger. Just look at how much weight he lost! This patch style design features a middle age man wearing pants that are much bigger to show off his weight loss.

Tags: bodybuilding, diet, exercise, father, fitness
Deserted Island Midlife Merit Badge Tank Top
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Description: Midlife Marv is stranded on a deserted island after capsizing his vintage boat. This patch style artwork shows a middle age man on a small deserted island.

Tags: beach, dad, dad birthday, fathers day, midlife
Vintage Boating Midlife Merit Badge Tank Top
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Description: Midlife Marv bought a vintage boat despite having no boating experience. This patch style artwork parodies middle age men and makes a perfect gift for your dad.

Tags: boat, dad, fathers day gift, fisherman, fishing
New Friends Midlife Merit Badges Tank Top
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Description: Midlife Marv’s second alien abduction resulted in new friends. After getting saved from a deserted island, Marv was happy to make new friends.

Tags: alien abduction, alien ufo, aliens, astronomy, cosmos

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