MagicalAuntie

Description: Brush your teeth while you're at it. Whew, that breath tho.

Description: If they could just shut up and we'd be better for it.

Description: Support your local boyband!

Description: Give this to your favorite hair stylist and have a laugh!

Description: Block his number and be done with him forever.

Description: Keep your distance as your roll with your quads, blades, boards, or whatever the hell you want.

Description: Roll down the street with this Skater Pride design!

Description: Break up with him. Now.

Description: Class of 2022, we are sorry. Again.

Description: Let's call a spade a spade. Tonya was better than Nancy.

Description: Give it to them!

Description: Never forget the cheaters who won by cheating. Go Dodgers!

Description: For the freelancers, contractors, hourly workers, and even consultants who offer services to businesses. Add 20% on top of your price.

Description: Unpopular opinion, but whatever.

Description: Golden Girls' favorite senior Sophia's famous line "You look like a prostitute" is forever branded on our shirt.

Description: For the friend who loves coffee, tea, and any drink in a mug!

Description: Funny dumplings shirt with all the Asian dumplings you can eat. How do you eat them? Great for foodies and jerk people with Asian fetishes. Vomit.

Description: Ramen, udon, soba, pho... it's life. Slurp up and enjoy! Nom nom asian soup noodles!

Description: Ramen, soba, somen, pho, and more! Slurp up!

Description: Asian dumplings are our jam. Make it anything and we'll eat it with vinegar and soy sauce. XLB, xiao long bao, gaozjie, siopao, gyoza, mandu, siopao, banh bot loc. Steam it, fry it, pan fry it!

Description: Wear this print with pride with all your Asian dumplings posted on your chest. Great for gifts ... if you want to give something to someone. Not Covid.

Description: For the coffee drinker, tea drinker, or anyone who enjoys drinking from mugs. Great for White Elephant or Secret Santa gifts!

Description: The price is the price. There is no bargaining. Just pay the bill.

Description: I said what I said. Women owned businesses always get shorted because people think they can bargain down the cost of work. What's wrong with you?

Description: What part of 'rate' did you not understand?

Description: If you support the other "cause," just click off. We don't need your money. Bye.

Description: Wear a mask, read romance books, stay home. What a safe way to live. Your auntie said so.

Description: Thanks for the memories, social isolation. Happy graduation!

Description: Drop the call and then block.

Description: Let's congratulate our class of 2020 - virtually.

Description: Reminds me of Porscha from Housewives and Dennis.

Description: Social quarantine has accelerated our... evolution.

Description: Block his number. Now.

Description: Thanks, social isolation! We've now become the best aunts and uncles!

Description: He, her, them, doesn't matter. Show the receipts.