MagickHappens

Your future is about to be obnoxious.

Dance like no one's watching, sing like no one's listening, and turn your magick all the way up like the powerful witch you are.

Let the world know what they're in for, you freak goddess, you!

Let the world know you're a witch bitch who means business.

Pac-Man wishes.

Drop a house on them without saying a word.

What ISN'T Ryan Singer into?! When he's not calling in aliens via meditation, or hiding out from Bigfoot in air-conditioned shacks, he's usually sharing an unsolicited tale of butt stuff. Cancer sun, Sagittarius moon, and pure lizard brain, let's hear it for the boy!

Get down with the Goddess of Witches and she will deliver whatever you want! Wear this design to a threeway crossroads during a new moon, leave a garlic bulb and a lil' red wine, ask her for your heart's desire, offer her a bad habit, walk away without looking back, and prepare to cash in! HAIL HECATÉ! And listen to This Is Where The Magick Happens to hear more about this titan that even Zeus bowed before!

God, your boyfriend's hot! Show the world you won't settle for a mere mortal.

God, your boyfriend's hot! Show the world you won't settle for a mere mortal.

God, your boyfriend's hot! Show the world you won't settle for a mere mortal.

Get down with the Goddess of Witches and she will deliver whatever you want! Wear this design to a threeway crossroads during a new moon, leave a garlic bulb and a lil' red wine, ask her for your heart's desire, offer her a bad habit, walk away without looking back, and prepare to cash in! HAIL HECATÉ! And listen to This Is Where The Magick Happens to hear more about this titan that even Zeus bowed before!

Get down with the Goddess of Witches and she will deliver whatever you want! Wear this design to a threeway crossroads during a new moon, leave a garlic bulb and a lil' red wine, ask her for your heart's desire, offer her a bad habit, walk away without looking back, and prepare to cash in! HAIL HECATÉ! And listen to This Is Where The Magick Happens to hear more about this titan that even Zeus bowed before!

Get down with the Goddess of Witches and she will deliver whatever you want! Wear this design to a threeway crossroads during a new moon, leave a garlic bulb and a lil' red wine, ask her for your heart's desire, offer her a bad habit, walk away without looking back, and prepare to cash in! HAIL HECATÉ! And listen to This Is Where The Magick Happens to hear more about this titan that even Zeus bowed before!

Get down with the Goddess of Witches and she will deliver whatever you want! Wear this design to a threeway crossroads during a new moon, leave a garlic bulb and a lil' red wine, ask her for your heart's desire, offer her a bad habit, walk away without looking back, and prepare to cash in! HAIL HECATÉ! And listen to This Is Where The Magick Happens to hear more about this titan that even Zeus bowed before!

Can't we just hug it out?

Can't we just hug it out?

Sometimes there's no other option. LGBTQ+ edition!

Wanna make your wildest dreams come true? Just woo it! LGBTQ+ style!

Blast your favorite podcast's tagline wherever you go!

Blast your favorite podcast's tagline wherever you go!

Birds do it, bees do it, even the May Queen and King do it! Light that bonfire, grab your maypole, and let's get fertile!

Birds do it, bees do it, even the May Queen and King do it! Light that bonfire, grab your maypole, and let's get fertile!

When cord cutting, black tourmaline, and smashing the patriarchy just aren't enough, hex that D.

When cord cutting, black tourmaline, and smashing the patriarchy just aren't enough, hex that D.

Don't overthink it. Open your third eye and just woo it.

Don't overthink it. Open your third eye and just woo it.

Tell the world, "I'm a darling of the universe and whatever I want will be mine!" Now get out there and manifest, darling!

Tell the world, "I'm a darling of the universe and whatever I want will be mine!" Now get out there and manifest, darling!

Like crows, witches gotta stick together. Oh, he didn't like how you gave that unimaginative blood diamond he bought for you to the crows? Dump him, sister.

Like crows, witches gotta stick together. Oh, he didn't like how you gave that unimaginative blood diamond he bought for you to the crows? Dump him, sister.

Your crystals have gone missing, someone ate all the marshmallows, and your cat is dancing with unseen forces. Better bust out your dance moves and get more plants, cos faeries gonna fae!

Your crystals have gone missing, someone ate all the marshmallows, and your cat is dancing with unseen forces. Better bust out your dance moves and get more plants, cos faeries gonna fae!

Don't let Uranus Opposition get ya down! Wear it loud and proud as your existential crisis kicks in. You might be unraveling, but at least you'll look good doing it.

Don't let Uranus Opposition get ya down! Wear it loud and proud as your existential crisis kicks in. You might be unraveling, but at least you'll look good doing it.

Let her.