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Dinotaur Card
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Description: What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a minotaur?

Tags: dinosaur, minotaur, bizarre beasties, beasty, monster

Dinotaur Card

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Mangles Card
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Description: Meaty sweeties from the 1970s.

Tags: 1970s, seventies, 70s, vintage, retro

Mangles Card

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Vincent Price Krispies Card

Description: Now with raven-shaped marshmallow pieces!

Tags: humor, cereal box, rice krispies, horror, parody

Vincent Price Krispies Card

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Hackdonald's Card

Description: A visit to Hackdonald's makes his day.

Tags: ronald, mcdonalds, ronald mcdonald, fast food, advertisement

Hackdonald's Card

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Mood Lighting Skull Card
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Description: Scary but groovy.

Tags: monster, skeleton, colourful, horror, dark

Mood Lighting Skull Card

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Horned Beasty Card
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Description: It's a horned beasty monster thing.

Tags: creature, beasty, dark, horned, horror

Horned Beasty Card

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Malenomicon Card

Description: The Book of The Bad. Not to be confused by any similar such books from popular horror franchises.

Tags: malenomicon, evil dead, ash vs evil dead, groovy, book

Malenomicon Card

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Cartoon Pizza Card
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Description: It's a cartoon pizza.

Tags: cartoon, cheese, crust, cute, food

Cartoon Pizza Card

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2002 Card
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Description: What a freaky year that was. More years available here... https://www.teepublic.com/user/malcolmkirk/albums/1639-freaky-years

Tags: monsters, scary, freaky, millenials, 2000s

2002 Card

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Freaky 2 Puppet Card

Description: Today's puppet show has been brought to you by the number 2 and the letter AAAARRRRR!!!

Tags: punchinello, mr punch, weird, toy, creepy

Freaky 2 Puppet Card

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CAWS Card
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Description: This time, it's murder! Jaws movie poster parody. Scottish "CRAWS" variant available here... https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2571260-craws

Tags: corn, parody, spielberg, crow, scarecrow

CAWS Card

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2000 Card
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Description: What a freaky year that was. More years available here... https://www.teepublic.com/user/malcolmkirk/albums/1639-freaky-years

Tags: birthday, years, horror, scary, millenial

2000 Card

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Slimy Skull Card
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Description: An oozy, slimy, drippy green skull thing.

Tags: dark, green, skullshirt, halloween, bone

Slimy Skull Card

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Obtain A New Slender Figure Easily! Card
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Description: May cause side effects.

Tags: scary, diet, advertisement, advert, man

Obtain A New Slender Figure Easily! Card

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Suspiriagraph Card
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Description: Practise the dark arts!

Tags: spirograph, 1970s, suspiria, horror, humor

Suspiriagraph Card

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Amazing Adventures of Xenomorph Card
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Description: In space no one can fear plasticene.

Tags: ridley scott, morph, xenomorph, aliens, humor

Amazing Adventures of Xenomorph Card

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Cthulhu Hoops Card

Description: The snackfood of the elder gods!

Tags: food, crisps, hoops, chips, retro

Cthulhu Hoops Card

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Sheep Pig Card

Description: Don't call him Babe! A werewolf sheep pig man thing.

Tags: fullmoon, horror, terror of the sheep, bobby, cop

Sheep Pig Card

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Cartoony Skull Card
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Description: Another skull design.

Tags: cartoon, dead, death, fangs, freaky

Cartoony Skull Card

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Scary Cat Card
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Description: Eek! Run away!

Tags: growl, snarl, rar, scary, funny

Scary Cat Card

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Wee Vampire Card
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Description: A wee vampire.

Tags: varney, bram stoker, bela lugosi, undead, dracula

Wee Vampire Card

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I Survived 2016 Card
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Description: For those of us who are still here.

Tags: years, i survived 2016

I Survived 2016 Card

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Black Wolf Card
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Description: A snarly black wolf thing.

Tags: wolf, werewolf, canis lupus, animal, scary

Black Wolf Card

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Eli Card
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Description: Vampire

Tags: blood, eli, gothic, horror, let the right one in

Eli Card

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Nein Card
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Description: A freaky monster face vaguely shaped like a number nine.

Tags: number, nine, 9, monster, creature

Nein Card

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1985 Card
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Description: What a freaky year that was. More years available soon.

Tags: birth year, 1985, scary, freaky, monsters

1985 Card

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Drooling Monster Card

Description: It's a monster. It's drooling.

Tags: drooling, monster, funny, cute, cartoon

Drooling Monster Card

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The Glook Gonk Card
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Tags: fairground, toy, retro, victorian, prize

The Glook Gonk Card

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Nosferatu Card
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Description: As seen on Spongebob Squarepants (among other things

Tags: movie, nosferatu, vampire, movies, pop culture

Nosferatu Card

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Kat Card
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Description: It's a cat.

Tags: cat, cute, kitty, kat, feline

Kat Card

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Panic Attack! Card

Description: Just try and calm down.

Tags: anxiety, cartoon, cartoony, cute, funny

Panic Attack! Card

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Bigfoot Card
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Description: He's big and he's a foot.

Tags: big foot, bigfoot, humor, funny, comedy

Bigfoot Card

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Keith Hulu Card
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Description: Fancy a chip?

Tags: cthulhu, fish, fish and chips, food, funny

Keith Hulu Card

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Sea-Zombies. Card

Description: Watch out... They bite!

Tags: twd, walking dead, amc, tv, comics

Sea-Zombies. Card

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1991 Card
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Description: What a freaky year that was... More years available soon.

Tags: 1991, 1990s, year, birthday, years

1991 Card

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HypnoSkull Card
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Description: Ooh... Freaky...

Tags: hypnotic, skull, skeleton, death, halloween

HypnoSkull Card

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