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ZCOM Bluescreen Shorts
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Description: Like XCOM but a long time ago and far, far away.

Tags: alien, anakin skywalker, company, game, gamer

ZCOM Bluescreen Shorts

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ZCOM Transmission Shorts
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Description: Like XCOM but a long time ago and far, far away.

Tags: alien, anakin skywalker, company, game, gamer

ZCOM Transmission Shorts

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ZCOM Fade Away Shorts
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Description: Like XCOM but a long time ago and far, far away.

Tags: alien, anakin skywalker, company, game, gamer

ZCOM Fade Away Shorts

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ZCOM Stealth Shorts
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Description: Like XCOM but a long time ago and far, far away.

Tags: alien, anakin skywalker, company, game, gamer

ZCOM Stealth Shorts

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ZCOM in White Shorts
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Description: Like XCOM but a long time ago and far, far away.

Tags: alien, anakin skywalker, company, game, gamer

ZCOM in White Shorts

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ZCOM in Black Shorts
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Description: Like XCOM but a long time ago and far, far away.

Tags: alien, anakin skywalker, company, game, gamer

ZCOM in Black Shorts

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With My Brain Shorts
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Description: Cause I don't see this working any other way.

Tags: brain, browncoats, captain mal, funny quote, jayne cobb

With My Brain Shorts

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Paladin - Torm Shorts

Description: Divine Smite of Righteousness

Tags: d20, dice, dnd character, dnd dice, dnd gift

Paladin - Torm Shorts

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Paladin - Raven Queen Shorts

Description: Your life is but an echo to her.

Tags: crow, d20, dice, dnd character, dnd gift

Paladin - Raven Queen Shorts

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Divine Smite - Shar Shorts

Description: Paladin of Oblivion

Tags: d20, dice, dnd character, dnd dice, dnd gift

Divine Smite - Shar Shorts

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Paladin of Shar Shorts

Description: May the Divine Smite of Shar's faithful paladin welcome you into oblivion.

Tags: d20, dice, divine, dnd character, dnd gift

Paladin of Shar Shorts

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Divine Smite Shorts
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Description: Behold, the mighty paladin's righteous fury!

Tags: d20, dice, divine, dragons, dungeon master

Divine Smite Shorts

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Diary of Simon Tam Shorts

Description: Best. Day. EVER.

Tags: browncoats, captain mal, firefly, funny quote, galaxy

Diary of Simon Tam Shorts

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Simon Tam's Diary Shorts

Description: As read by Jayne Cobb

Tags: browncoats, captain mal, firefly, galaxy, jayne cobb

Simon Tam's Diary Shorts

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I Get Paid Shorts

Description: Let's come to an understanding on this.

Tags: browncoats, captain mal, distressed, firefly, galaxy

I Get Paid Shorts

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Losing Side Shorts

Description: Not the wrong side.

Tags: browncoats, captain mal, firefly, jayne cobb, joss whedon

Losing Side Shorts

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The Losing Side Shorts

Description: Stand by your convictions.

Tags: browncoats, captain mal, firefly, galaxy, jayne cobb

The Losing Side Shorts

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Seriously Middle [flyby] Shorts

Description: People ought know where they stand.

Tags: browncoats, captain, captain mal, firefly, jayne cobb

Seriously Middle [flyby] Shorts

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Get Paid Shorts

Description: Seems to me,we had an agreement.

Tags: browncoats, captain mal, cowboy, firefly, jayne cobb

Get Paid Shorts

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Seriously Middle Shorts

Description: It's good to let people know where they stand.

Tags: browncoats, captain mal, firefly, jayne cobb, joss whedon

Seriously Middle Shorts

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Seriously Middle Shorts

Description: It's time to let people know where you stand.

Tags: browncoats, captain mal, firefly, funny quote, jayne cobb

Seriously Middle Shorts

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Like Cinnamon Shorts
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Description: What we do is, wrap it, wrap it 'round, 'round Then we make it fall down

Tags: at at walker, bad lip reading, cinnamon rolls, hoth, luke skywalker

Like Cinnamon Shorts

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HELLO LANDO Shorts
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Description: Did you ever wonder what you have here? This shirt asks that question.

Tags: action, action movies, bespin, cloud city, distressed

HELLO LANDO Shorts

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LOW CLEARANCE Shorts
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Description: In 1977 a stormtrooper bonked his head.

Tags: aurebesh, caution, danger, darth vader, empire

LOW CLEARANCE Shorts

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Tell My Wife "Hello" Shorts
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Description: Live free or don't. It's a Neutral Planet way of life.

Tags: bender, cartoon, fry, funny quote, funny quotes

Tell My Wife "Hello" Shorts

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Neutral Departure Shorts
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Description: "If I don't survive, tell my wife "Hello." - President of the Neutral Planet. Government motto: Live free or don't. Attitude: Beige

Tags: bender, cartoon, cartoon character, fry, funny quote

Neutral Departure Shorts

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Rebl Scum '77 Shorts
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Description: Inspired by the backs of old Topps trading cards.

Tags: darth vader, death star, jedi, luke skywalker, rebel

Rebl Scum '77 Shorts

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Baron of Rizz Shorts

Description: "You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds." - Lando Calrissian, Baron Administrator of Rizz

Tags: administrator, bespin, cloud city, empire strikes back, funny

Baron of Rizz Shorts

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Baron Administrator of Rizz Shorts

Description: "Lando's not a system, he's a man. Lando Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel, rizz master. You'd like him."

Tags: bespin, cloud city, empire strikes back, funny, lando

Baron Administrator of Rizz Shorts

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Cloud City Rizz Master Shorts

Description: "Lando's not a system, he's a man. Lando Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel, rizz master. You'd like him."

Tags: bespin, cloud city, empire, empire strikes back, funny

Cloud City Rizz Master Shorts

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Ferrix - Stone & Sky Shorts
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Description: There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow, and now it's here. It's here and it's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay. The Empire is a disease that thrives in darkness. It is never more alive than when we sleep... Fight the Empire!

Tags: andor, brick, cassian, cassian andor, ferrix

Ferrix - Stone & Sky Shorts

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Ferrix - Stone & Sky (w/ brick) Shorts
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Description: There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow, and now it's here. It's here and it's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay. The Empire is a disease that thrives in darkness. It is never more alive than when we sleep... Fight the Empire!

Tags: andor, cassian, cassian andor, ferrix, freedom
ISB Director of Fun Shorts
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Description: Even Lio Partagaz lets loose once in a while.

Tags: cassian, cassian andor, death star, empire, funny

ISB Director of Fun Shorts

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REcalibrate Your Enthusiasm Shorts
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Description: Lio Partagaz: Agent of Chaos

Tags: cassian, cassian andor, empire, funny, galactic empire

REcalibrate Your Enthusiasm Shorts

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It's Partygaz Shorts
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Description: Lio Partagaz, ISB Director of Fun, reporting for duty.

Tags: cassian, cassian andor, darth vader, funny meme, galactic empire

It's Partygaz Shorts

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It's PARTYgaz Shorts
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Description: Sometimes even Lio Partagaz likes to unleash the beast within.

Tags: cassian, cassian andor, darth vader, empire, funny

It's PARTYgaz Shorts

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