Manatee Max

ManateeMax.com logo in his natural habitat.

I SAID, "DON'T SMILE."

The most beautiful spaceship mechanic in the verse, reassures Cap'n Tightpants.

I used to have high blood pressure and other stress related health problems. I stopped participating in politics and now I'm happy as a clam.

I LIKE MIKE Nelson MST3K RiffTrax I like Ike parody button

Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery on SNL's Jeopardy. "LE TITS NOW"

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These majestic creatures are being hunted to extinction for their tender delicious all white meat wings, browned to perfection and smothered in your choice of sweet, hot or tangy sauce.

1970's Custom Chevy Van If this van's rockin', don't come knockin'.

OWA TAGOO SIAM

These majestic animals are being hunted to extinction. Save the winged buffalo, before it's too late.

It once was the mantra of the 60's hippie movement.

HDOT sign crews have been working hard.

The awesome Treasure Coast of Florida Indian River, St Lucie and Martin Counties.

A cartoonish Boeing 737 in ManateeMax.com livery

The State is a group of individuals (corporation) with the power to commit crimes with almost absolute impunity. Nothing more. Nothing less.

I played polo in college, until my horse drowned.

Unless you can be Cindy Lou Who. Then, be Cindy Lou Who.

Sunset on a sailboat

Well, it's a pie chart showing how much pecan pie has been eaten relative to the whole.

because there's no such thing as too much fun.

You see, it's a sphere inside a transparent cube floating in some nebulous region with a tear in the space time continuum.

What we have here is a Radio Shack (Tandy) TRS-80 underwater eating a pizza and shopping on ManateeMax.com

sailboat regatta in sepia

One Ping Only, Please.

Always under a buck!

42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Diver inside shark's mouth. (Maybe the diver's expletive may have been a little more severe.)

The cost of a thing is the amount of what I will call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.

The Crawling Eye (DCA, 1958)

1968 SciFi Horror movie complete with spaceships, astronauts, scientists, asteroids, monsters and green slime.

The miniaturized sub from the 1966 movie Fantastic Voyage.

Five fish on a Zoom call.

There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for the Alliance to choose mine.

1981 Supermarionation film with Captain Scarlet

We don't need no stinkin' badgers.