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ManateeMax.com is a small eCommerce business selling marine supplies. I also patch together funny (IMO) images.
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Sun of the Beach T-Shirt
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Description: The sun over the beach and ocean

Tags: beach, beach vacation, blue sky, ocean, sea

Sun of the Beach

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BANATO T-Shirt
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Description: Created by York on the Camden Lock. From the show Hyperdrive

Tags: camden lock, dan antopolski, henderson, hyperdrive, jeffers

BANATO

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Starship Invasions T-Shirt
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Description: UFOs invade Earth wearing silly dragon onesies

Tags: aliens, dragon, extraterrestrial, flying saucer, horror

Starship Invasions

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The Good and the Beautiful T-Shirt
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Description: Lt. Ray Makonnen, "You know, Captain, every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it."

Tags: beautiful, good, manatee max, mystery science theatre 3000, phantom planet

The Good and the Beautiful

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I WILL NOT COMPLY T-Shirt
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Description: The Corrupt State Has NO Authority Over Me.

Tags: anarchist, anarchy, anti politics, anti state, freedom

I WILL NOT COMPLY

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I am a nuclear engineer. T-Shirt

Description: If you see me running try to catch up.

Tags: atom, atomic power, chernobyl, fission, fusion

I am a nuclear engineer.

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Get Over It T-Shirt
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Description: No. Seriously. Get over it.

Tags: anarchy, anti state, anti violence, anti war, live

Get Over It

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EVERYTHINGS SHINY T-Shirt
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Description: Space Monkeys Kaylee? Firefly

Tags: big damn heroes, browncoat, captain mal, firefly, firefly serenity

EVERYTHINGS SHINY

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ManateeMax.comCup T-Shirt
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Description: ManateeMax.com guitar sailboat parrot iguana island

Tags: beach, boating, guitar, iguana, island

ManateeMax.comCup

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CASTLETON UNIVERSITY T-Shirt
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Description: Time Chasers

Tags: lisa, mst3k, n5058c, nick, rifftrax

CASTLETON UNIVERSITY

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Trust The Science T-Shirt
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Description: Perhaps I’ve been wrong to blindly follow the medical traditions and superstitions of past centuries. Maybe we barbers should test these assumptions analytically, through experimentation and a “scientific method”. Maybe this scientific method could be extended to other fields of learning: the natural sciences, art, architecture, navigation. Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age of rebirth, a Renaissance! Naaaaaahhh!

Tags: belief, blindly follow, cult, faith, fauci

Trust The Science

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Dart Board T-Shirt
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Description: The wearer of this shirt is solely responsible for any injuries sustained while wearing it.

Tags: alcohol, beer, bullseye, darts, drinking

Dart Board

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Peace and quiet T-Shirt
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Description: Give me a piece of beach by the seas With no sound at all but the waves and the breeze.

Tags: beach, ocean, peace, quiet, sailing

Peace and quiet

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It's a TARP! T-Shirt
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Description: Ackbar's tarp.

Tags: ackbar trap, aliens, science fiction, scifi, space

It's a TARP!

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LOVE has no nationality, T-Shirt
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Description: no politics, religion, color, race, age, gender or pride, no collective, no division, no hate.

Tags: collectivism, color, divisiveness, gender, hate

LOVE has no nationality,

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YUGO WEGO T-Shirt
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Description: Now, you and your friends can break down together!

Tags: 42, auto, automobiles, car, coupe

YUGO WEGO

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KARMA Ghia T-Shirt
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Description: Yin Yang Volkswagen KARMA Giha

Tags: anarchy, audi, balance, equal rights, freedom

KARMA Ghia

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I Boated T-Shirt
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Description: It's a matter of priorities.

Tags: anarchy, boat, boater, dogs, lake

I Boated

$22 $27

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WEEDS T-Shirt
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Description: LOVE PEACE NON-VIOLENCE ANTI-STATE AND DANDELIONS

Tags: 420, anarchy, clover, dandelions, love

WEEDS

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Drawbridge Operator T-Shirt
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Description: https://mewe.com/group/6271ac21360342785181e337 The sailboat is still outside the fenders because the spans are not fully raised.

Tags: bridge, channel, drawbridge, fenders, navigation

Drawbridge Operator

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Rocketship T-Shirt

Description: Old Style Rocketship

Tags: classic, galaxy, mst3k, retro, rocket

Rocketship

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It's Sparky! T-Shirt
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Description: That's not Sparky. Sparky had skin.

Tags: benji, crow t robot, dog, joel robinson, mike nelson

It's Sparky!

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The Red Shirt of Death T-Shirt

Description: Never wear red down to the planet's surface.

Tags: aliens, crew, expendable, galaxy, planets

The Red Shirt of Death

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It's all Greek to me T-Shirt
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Description: Well, if I have to be condescending... it says, "It is all Greek to me." in what Bing says it is in Greek.

Tags: confused, confusion, contrafibularity, greece, language

It's all Greek to me

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In My Womb T-Shirt
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Description: Baby in the womb

Tags: abortion, babies, beach boys, brian wilson, child

In My Womb

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45 RPM adapter T-Shirt
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Description: plastic spider 45 rpm vinyl record adapter

Tags: music, retro, rock, singles, vintage

45 RPM adapter

$22 $27

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Keep Calm T-Shirt
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Description: and Hank On

Tags: clew, foredeck, foresail, genoa, hank

Keep Calm

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STEPHEN KING RULES T-Shirt
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Description: From the movie The Monster Squad

Tags: 80s, horror, monster, movie, retro

STEPHEN KING RULES

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Bambi -- it's what's for dinner. T-Shirt
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Description: Rifle scope on Bambi's dad.

Tags: adventure, assault rifle, backstrap, camping, deer

Bambi -- it's what's for dinner.

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ALF ALPHA MALE T-Shirt
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Description: The original.

Tags: alfalfa, alpha, black and white, buckwheat, bull terrier

ALF ALPHA MALE

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OZ Records & Tapes T-Shirt
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Description: A blast from the past!

Tags: 1970s, 1980s, cassette tapes, music, oz

OZ Records & Tapes

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Time For A Nice Hot Cup Of Joe T-Shirt
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Description: Joe Wilson

Tags: crow, metaluna, mike nelson, mutant, mystery science theatre 3000

Time For A Nice Hot Cup Of Joe

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Be Positive T-Shirt
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Description: OddBall says, "Don't hit me with them negative waves."

Tags: anarchy, kellys heroes, manatees are anarchists, negative, oddball

Be Positive

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MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS T-Shirt
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Description: Too many nosy gossipers filled with bad advice these days. STFU and live and let live and stop voting other people's rights away.

Tags: gossip, intrusive, kravitz, privacy, prying

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

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METELUNA T-Shirt
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Description: Moving & Storage

Tags: brack, exeter, mutant, rifftrax, sci fi

METELUNA

$22 $27

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Anarchy T-Shirt
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Description: Anti-State Anti-Theft Anti-Violence Peace and Property rights

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, apolitical, love, peace

Anarchy

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