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Description: Ambitired (adjective): having big plans for the rest of your life and no energy left for the rest of the day. See also: tomorrow. A dictionary-style tee for every ambitious, exhausted dreamer.

Description: He's been watching you edit the same document since 1997. Third "final" version, second copy, zero hope left. He offered to help. He always offers to help. This time even the paperclip knows the right answer. For everyone who has ever named a file FINAL_final_v3_REAL (2).doc.

Description: Santa Modular BIOS v12.25PG is booting up. Nice List Test: 2147483647K OK. Rudolph detected, Blitzen drank the eggnog, chimney not found (404) and the cookie checksum failed, but the milk is loaded. Press F1 to deliver. A retro 90s PC POST screen parody for geeks, gamers and sysadmins who spend Christmas near a keyboard.

Description: A knitted-style Christmas tree on a red patterned rug, decorated with bowling balls and pins. Because this tree really ties the room together.

Description: The only prescription that comes with a candy cane. Shake well, pour generously, survive the holidays.

Description: Santa was pulling barrel rolls over rush-hour traffic while Peppy Hare was still in diapers. The OG stunt pilot of the North Pole, now in ugly-sweater form.

Description: Get ready for some truly unexpected holiday cheer with this hilarious Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) Christmas Card! Perfect for the IT professional, coder, gamer, or anyone with a good sense of humor who appreciates a little tech satire. This card takes the infamous Windows crash screen and gives it a festive, relatable twist.

Description: There is only one way to triumph over death, and that is by making our lives masterpieces!

Description: Symbols.

Description: It's not always easy to deliver Christmas presents....

Description: To die would be an awfully big adventure.

Description: The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Description: Meanwhile, the bowl of petunias thought, "Oh no, not again."

Description: ...“Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

Description: The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Description: "Oh no, not again."

Description: ...“Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

Description: "The very opening of Hitchhiker's Guide tells us how unimportant we all are. It starts with a mix of scientific terms: the western spiral arm of the galaxy is unfashionable, the sun has an unimportant planet at a distance of 92 million miles, and so on. If you know your astronomy, you know that's us. How often do we get a look at our planet from such a cold, distant, scientific viewpoint?"

Description: Yeah well. The Dude abides.

Description: “Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!”

Description: 10 years after the publication of my design "Splat!", a new commemorative edition

Description: I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Description: Mashup of the classic arcade game...

Description: Nothing to see here, only a fans shop.

Description: ...they know the way

Description: I'm mad. You're mad.

Description: I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Description: The second part of my personal tribute to Douglas Adam's, a man who knew the importance of traveling with a Towel

Description: The new Worship Series it's available. Obey Cthulhu! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Description: ...and there is no possible escape.

Description: "I wonder if it will be friends with me."

Description: ...and carry a towel!

Description: Monday? Look at the time, It's Nope O'Clock!

Description: Continue this medication daily. For best results, finish entire dosage.

Description: Continue this medication daily. For best results, finish entire dosage.

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