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Manic Pixie Dream Jerk Card

Description: Do you love someone whose carefree spirit and zest for life inspires your own adventures, but is also a huge jerk?

Tags: manic, pixie, dream, jerk

Manic Pixie Dream Jerk Card

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Democracy Sausage Card
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Description: When it's election season, there's only one choice.

Tags: sausage, australia, stray, democracy sausage, food

Democracy Sausage Card

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Eye of the Abyss Card
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Description: If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Tags: scuba, underwater, whale, horror, eldritch

Eye of the Abyss Card

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Lady of the Deep Card
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Description: insert copyright-friendly parody song here

Tags: mermaid, horror, monster girl, sexy, pinup

Lady of the Deep Card

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Found Card
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Description: 'What does it say, Sister?' 'Love me like I was your own.'" 'The child is clearly witchborn.' 'Does that matter, Sister?' 'It shouldn't. But the child will have a hard life.' 'Life IS hard. We must bear it together, Sister.'

Tags: orphanage, demon baby, convent, foundling, orphan

Found Card

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Miss Medusa Card
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Description: That's one stony gaze.

Tags: monster girl, fantasy, ancient greece, greek mythology, portrait

Miss Medusa Card

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Jim Longdog Card
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Description: Possibly the most magical pupper.

Tags: sausage dog, dachshund, pupper, doggo, long

Jim Longdog Card

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GOBLIN! Card
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Description: A teeming horde of gobbos.

Tags: gobbos, horde, fantasy, monster

GOBLIN! Card

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Lick Card
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Description: Is there a purer love than the love of ice cream? But is it love... or desire?

Tags: cherry, lick, tongue, sensual, nails

Lick Card

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Plucky Reporter Card
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Description: This androgynous journalist is on a quest for The Truth... not matter how horrifying its nature.

Tags: victorian, steampunk, waistcoat, lantern, spooky

Plucky Reporter Card

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Crooked Card
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Description: It's a lovely day for a stroll in the bog...

Tags: hag, crone, sorceress, fantasy, horror

Crooked Card

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Minotauress Card
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Description: She's not putting up with your bull any more....geddit?

Tags: monstergirl, hammer, fantasy

Minotauress Card

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Scarecrow Card
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Description: Did that thing just... move?

Tags: halloween, horror, monster, macabre, october

Scarecrow Card

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Two Days Wrong Card

Description: Clearly her watch needs more butter.

Tags: mad hatter, rule 63, genderswapped, top hat, tea

Two Days Wrong Card

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I Survived 2016 Card
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Description: It really shouldn't be an achievement, but it kind of is.

Tags: drinking, drunk, cynic, cynical, survival

I Survived 2016 Card

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G-g-g-ghosts! Card
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Description: Cutely spooky? Or spookily cute?

Tags: ghosts, spooky, horror, halloween, undead

G-g-g-ghosts! Card

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Smashed Avo Card
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Description: Contemplate the complex issues of housing affordability over your delicious breakfast.

Tags: smashed avo, coffee, millennials, parody

Smashed Avo Card

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Shattered Card
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Description: Oh noes!

Tags: smartphone, smashed phone, broken glass

Shattered Card

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Muddy Card
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Description: Not having a good time.

Tags: ww1, world war 1, soldier, military, helmet

Muddy Card

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Semper Metallum Card
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Description: Always Metal.

Tags: heavy metal, devil, girl, rock, rock chick

Semper Metallum Card

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Don't let this day enrage you (too much) Card
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Description: It's okay to get angry. Just try not to let anger get you.

Tags: positivity, affirmation, heartwarming, pink, message
Write Something Card
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Description: Because sometimes we all need a reminder. It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.

Tags: quill, feather, ink, creativity

Write Something Card

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The Collected Works Card
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Description: Inspired by the greatest hits of a certain melancholy poet. Mature for mild blood!

Tags: the raven, the cask of amontillado, the masque of the red death, the conqueror worm, blood

The Collected Works Card

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Gob 4 Life Card
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Description: Prison changes a goblin. Makes 'em... mean. But once a gob, always a gob.

Tags: prison, gangsta, parody, fantasy

Gob 4 Life Card

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Many Eyes Card
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Description: Behold this merch of many eyes.

Tags: weird eyes, creepy, horror, fantasy

Many Eyes Card

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Under A Demonic Influence Card
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Description: Don't forget to like, subscribe, and surrender your immortal soul!

Tags: demon girl, succubus, influencer, selfie, horns

Under A Demonic Influence Card

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Rascal Card
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Description: Such a loveable scamp.

Tags: merman, mermat, rascal, prank, cheeky

Rascal Card

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Body Positive Centaur Card
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Description: Love yourself, and the world around you.

Tags: body positive, greek mythology, monster girl, fantasy, plus size

Body Positive Centaur Card

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Goblin Mode Card
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Description: Do not reject the goblin. Embrace the goblin.

Tags: goblin, meme, fantasy, monster, greenskin

Goblin Mode Card

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Gym Witch Card
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Description: Make a dark pact for sick gains.

Tags: witch, magic, magick, girls who lift, pagan

Gym Witch Card

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Spelling Bee Card
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Description: I love puns. FYI, the language is Enochian.

Tags: wizard, magic, enochian, puns, funny

Spelling Bee Card

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2020 Card
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Description: It's our year, rpg friends.

Tags: dice, rpg, role playing games, geek, nerd

2020 Card

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Lady In Red Card
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Description: She knows something you don't know.

Tags: red dress, blonde, wine, sultry

Lady In Red Card

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Beach Witch Card
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Description: Time to go moontanning.

Tags: witch, beach ball, spade, spider, sunglasses

Beach Witch Card

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Tea witch Card
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Description: Tea and cakes are best shared with friends.

Tags: witch, skeletons, halloween, spooky, cake

Tea witch Card

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Gal Pals Card
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Description: Just gallin' around.

Tags: marceline the vampire queen, princess bubblegum, bubbline, fanart

Gal Pals Card

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