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Tank Tops

Yacht Rock Tank Top
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Description: This shirt celebrates the smooth soft rock sounds of Yacht Rock!

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Yacht Rock Tank Top

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RESIST - Lady Liberty Tank Top

Description: Lady Liberty compels you to resist!

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RESIST - Lady Liberty Tank Top

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Bowling Green #NeverRemember! Tank Top
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Description: This shirt is dedicated to what Kelly Anne Conway says didn't happen in Bowling Green. We shall #NeverRemember the massacre!

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Bowling Green #NeverRemember! Tank Top

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Trump The Drumpf Donald in the High Castle Tank Top
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Description: Let's make Donald Drumpf again in a way that will let everyone know exactly what you think of his ridiculous hair, policies and presidential campaign!

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Slow Troll Hamtramck Tank Top

Description: The Slow Roll went through Hamtramck and the good people of Detroit's inner suburb weren't having it!

Tags: girl, bicycle, detroit irish, michigan, hamtramck

Slow Troll Hamtramck Tank Top

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Detroit Hardly Hustles Tank Top

Description: Detroiters, especially those Baby Boomers, especially the ones

Tags: hamtramck, made in detroit, motor city, 313 detroit, detroit michigan

Detroit Hardly Hustles Tank Top

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The Doctor is...  Out! Tank Top

Description: Hey, babies! If you've got a Fever for some rock n' roll the Doctor has a prescription for you!

Tags: the doctor, fever, wkrp, johnny

The Doctor is... Out! Tank Top

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Huff Gas Everyday Tank Top
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Description: You picked the wrong day to stop Huffing Gas!

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Huff Gas Everyday Tank Top

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Fuck You, 2016! Tank Top

Description: Say F U and give the middle finger to the worst year in modern history this New Year's Eve in this shirt that is angry as 2016 was shitty.

Tags: you, 2016 sucks, 2016 year of the monkey

Fuck You, 2016! Tank Top

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Do Not Adult! Tank Top
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Description: Adulting? No thank you! Let everyone know you are not prepared for any kind of responsibility whatsoever in the Do Not Adult shirt!

Tags: adulting, adult

Do Not Adult! Tank Top

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The Fist of Detroit! Tank Top
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Description: Joe Louis mighty fist greets visitors from Canada to America's Motor City. Show your Detroit pride with this throwback shirt.

Tags: fist, made in detroit, motor city, 313 detroit, detroit michigan

The Fist of Detroit! Tank Top

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100% North Pole Certified Naughty! Tank Top

Description: Let everyone know you're firmly on Santa's naughty list this Christmas!

Tags: merry christmas, funny xmas, santa claus, christmas humor, naughty

100% North Pole Certified Naughty! Tank Top

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FU2016! Tank Top

Description: 2016 is pretty much the worst year in modern history since WWII. So many great artists, writers, musicians and reality stars were lost.. Give 2016 a hardy - FUCK YOU with this shirt perfect for a New Years Eve party or any time you want to remember everything we lost.

Tags: you, 2016 sucks, 2016, new years eve, new year

FU2016! Tank Top

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Michigan - The Orange Barrel State Tank Top
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Description: Michiganders know nothing compares to the Great Lakes State natural wonder but wonder why they have to travel the worse roads in the North America to get to it! Express your frustration with everything from the new I-75 project that is expected to take 14 years (!?!) to trying to figure out where you'll find the money to repair your rims and alignment with this shirt that everyone who has lived in or visited Pure Michigan will enjoy.

Tags: hamtramck, 313, import, classic cars, cars

Michigan - The Orange Barrel State Tank Top

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Thanks Obama (No, really...  Thanks!) T-Shirt Tank Top
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Description: Thanks, Obama! For being bringing dignity, class and quiet wisdom to the White House. Celebrate one of the greatest presidents of the modern era in this shirt...

Tags: obama, barack obama, us president
Bernie 2020 - Despair is NOT an option! Tank Top

Description: Progressives and democrats - The fight has just begun! Look to the future battles with this Bernie Sanders shirt for 2020!

Tags: bernie sanders 2020, bernie sanders, progressive liberal, feel the bern, progressive
Detroit Skyline over Michigan Tank Top

Description: Michigan's most iconic skyline rests at the foot of the Lower Peninsula of the Great Lakes State in this shirt that celebrates the Motor City.

Tags: girl, i heart detroit, hamtramck, 313, east detroit

Detroit Skyline over Michigan Tank Top

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Safety Pin Love Trumps Hate Safe Space Shirt Tank Top
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Description: Let your friends that may be LGBTQ, black, brown and Muslim know that when they are with you they are with an ally and Love Trumps Hate!

Tags: trump, safety pin, safety, love trumps
Namaste (Nasty!) Woman! Tank Top
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Description: Nasty by day, namaste by night! You've endured everything to get to this zen place and you still find time for friends, family and maybe most importantly enlightenment and inner peace. Maybe you want to show you Stand (or Crow Pose) with her or maybe you want project strength through peace in this comfortable t-shirt that's perfect for the yoga studio or the polling location!

Tags: hillary clinton, buddhism, meditation, zen, spirituality

Namaste (Nasty!) Woman! Tank Top

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Blessed as F***! Tank Top
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Description: For those who have been touched by an angel or two... Maybe even inappropriately!

Tags: secular, non religious, secularist, hitchens, rational

Blessed as F***! Tank Top

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Don't Blame Me! I Voted for Bernie! Tank Top

Description: Bernie Sanders fans - this shirt is for you!

Tags: progressive, people for bernie, bernie 2016, bernie, feel the bern

Don't Blame Me! I Voted for Bernie! Tank Top

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I give to you... The Shockmaster! Tank Top
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Description: He's here to Shock the World of Professional Wrestling! He is none other than the Shockmaster!

Tags: hulk, hulkamania, tugboat, botchamania, pro wrestling

I give to you... The Shockmaster! Tank Top

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Woodward Dream Cruise Dreaming Tank Top

Description: It's a classic car dreaming of a lawn chair dreaming of a classic car.

Tags: detroit royal oak, made in detroit, cruise, dreams, dream

Woodward Dream Cruise Dreaming Tank Top

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Donald Trump - The Wall! Tank Top

Description: Donald has the brains to build the Greatest Wall, the best wall or at the very least a very, very, very good wall!

Tags: election 2016 apprentice, donald trump president, republican, politics government, donald trump campaign

Donald Trump - The Wall! Tank Top

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Ralph Furley Tank Top
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Description: Hey, Kids! It's Mr. Furley!

Tags: ralph furley, don knotts, threescompany, threes company

Ralph Furley Tank Top

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I stand with Hillar-eh... Tank Top

Description: I stand with Hillar-eh... I mean Hillary.

Tags: political satire, politics, neverhillary

I stand with Hillar-eh... Tank Top

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I eat GMOs for breakfast. Tank Top
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Description: Everything is a chemical, GMOs aren't bad for you and we should be grateful they exist.

Tags: burger king, fastfood, mcdonalds, tasty, junk food

I eat GMOs for breakfast. Tank Top

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Detroit - Established 1701 Tank Top

Description: Celebrate the industrial and musical capital of America, Detroit, Michigan! Established in 1701 and coming back stronger than ever the Motor City is honored in this simple, tasteful design.

Tags: i heart detroit, i love detroit, made in detroit, motor city, 313 detroit

Detroit - Established 1701 Tank Top

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Don't Blame Me I Voted for Bernie (Birdie Version) Tank Top

Description: Don't like the choice between a blowhard megalomaniacal failed casino operator and a megalomaniacal neoliberal with policies just slight left of Nixon? Well, don't blame me - I voted for Bernie Sanders!

Tags: vermont, equal rights, democrats, liberal, progressive
Andy Dreamed of Wrestling! Tank Top
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Description: When it comes to wrestling you're all oatmeal north of the eyebrows!

Tags: tony clifton, andy kaufmans colourful world, andy kaufman alive, intergender wrestling champion

Andy Dreamed of Wrestling! Tank Top

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GET THIS DUMMY (Trump) OUT OF MY FREEDOM! Tank Top
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Description: This anti-Donald Trump pro-impeachment shirt is perfect for wearing while resisting the orange haired dictator! Tell the Fake President just what you think of his coverups (and hair)!

Tags: trump fascist, trump racist, anyone but trump, stop trump, nevertrump
PERSIST! RESIST! IMPEACH TRUMP! Tank Top
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Description: America is under attack from the Russians and Putin, big worldwide business interests and those who would choose war and isolation over hope and change. Persist against those who would silence women! Resist against those would would stifle freedom and Impeach Trump!

Tags: trump sucks, trump racist, trump fascist, trump is a racist, anyone but trump

PERSIST! RESIST! IMPEACH TRUMP! Tank Top

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